Will cross the road in June. No, August. September for sure.
It crossed the road in style years ago, but it was so quiet that nobody noticed.
Win 95 Chicken
You see different colored feathers while it crosses, but cook it and it still tastes like … chicken.
Microsoft Chicken (TM)
It’s already on both sides of the road. And it just bought the road.
It doesn’t need to cross the road, it just sends a message.
First it builds the road …
It crosses the road without looking both ways.
The chicken wouldn’t have to cross the road, you’d simply refer to him on the other side.
How it crosses the road doesn’t matter-but ask it why and it’ll tell you.
The chicken is dragged across the road and dropped on the other side.
If your road needs to be crossed by a chicken, the server will download one to the other side. (Of course, those are chicklets)
Jumps out onto the road, turns right, and just keeps on running
Tried to run, but got flattened by the Web chicken.
Can’t cluck, can’t fly, and can’t lay eggs, but you can carry it across the road in your pocket !
Crosses faster than any other chicken, but if you don’t dip it in liquid nitrogen first, it arrives on the other side fully cooked.
Quantum Logic Chicken
The chicken is distributed probabalistically on all sides of the road until you observe it on the side of your course.
Don’t you dare try to cross the road the same way we do!
The Byte chicken
It’s started talking about all the great roads it crossed ten and fifteen years ago.
The Esther Dyson chicken
You can cross the road with her for only $3,000-but you also have to listen to her talk about how she went to Harvard.
No reasonable chicken owner would want a chicken to cross the road, so there’s no way to tell it to.
Al Gore Chicken
Waiting for completion of NCI (National Chicken-crossing Infrastructure) and will cross as soon as it’s finished, assuming he’s re-elected and the Republicans don’t gut the program.
The adventure chicken
“CROSS the road WITH the LIGHTS.” “I can’t do that.”
The Visual Developer Magazine chicken
It came. It saw. It crossed. No sweat.
IF NO-MORE-VEHICLES THEN
VARYING STEPS FROM 1 BY 1 UNTIL
GO TO 0001-CHICKEN-CROSSING
From Dobrica Pavlinusic on Fri, 10 Jan 1997 17:07:53 +0100 (MET)