alte Tastatur

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Wie man Programmierer an ihrer Tastatur erkennt

Zeig mir deine Tastatur und ich sage Dir, was Du programmierst: C Programmierer: Ihre ‚*‘ und ‚;‘ Tasten sind abgenutzt. C++ Programmierer: Ihre ‚>‘ und ‚<‚ Tasten sind abgenutzt. Lisp Programmierer: Ihre ‚(‚ und ‚)‘ Tasten sind abgenutzt. OCaml Programmierer: Ihre ‚;‘ Taste ist abgenutzt. ALGOL Programmierer: Ihre ‚:‘ und ‚=‘ Tasten sind abgenutzt. Forth Programmierer: Ihre ‚:‘ und ‚;‘ Tasten sind abgenutzt. x86 ASM Programmierer: Ihre ‚%‘ Taste ist abgenutzt. Haskell Programmierer: Ihre ‚-‚ und ‚>‘ Tasten sind abgenutzt. Ruby Programmierer: … weiterlesen…

Comparing Programming Languages with Women

Assembler – A female track star who holds all the world speed records. She is hard and bumpy, and so is not that pleasant to embrace. She can cook up any meal, but needs a complete and detailed recipe. She is not beautiful or educated, and speaks in monosyllables like „MOV, JUMP, INC“. She has a fierce and violent temper that make her the choice of last resort. FORTRAN – Your grey-haired grandmother. People make fun of her just because she is … weiterlesen…

C Song (Bohemian Rhapsody)

Gesungen zur Musik : Is this the real world? Is this just fantasy? Caught in a LAN-slide No ESC to reality. open(2) your files, Look after your while()s in C; Its just a cheap toy, but dearer than Symphony(tm) With it’s wheezy cough, noisy beep Address clash, little sleep Anything but Windows(tm), Nothing beats class lib’ries to me, To me. Mama, Just killed a RAM Got some static on its pins, Now I don’t see the dust bin, Mama, ‚Write‘ had just … weiterlesen…

Write in C (Let it be)

Gesungen zu : When I find my code in tons of trouble, Friends and colleagues come to me, Speaking words of wisdom: „Write in C.“ As the deadline fast approaches, And bugs are all that I can see, Somewhere, someone whispers „Write in C.“ Write in C, write in C, Write in C, write in C. LISP is dead and buried, Write in C. I used to write a lot of FORTRAN, for science it worked flawlessly, Try using it for graphics! … weiterlesen…

How did the chicken cross the road

NT Chicken Will cross the road in June. No, August. September for sure. OS/2 Chicken It crossed the road in style years ago, but it was so quiet that nobody noticed. Win 95 Chicken You see different colored feathers while it crosses, but cook it and it still tastes like … chicken. Microsoft Chicken (TM) It’s already on both sides of the road. And it just bought the road. OOP Chicken It doesn’t need to cross the road, it just sends a … weiterlesen…

The Ten Comandments for C Programmers

Thou shalt run lint frequently and study its pronouncements with care, for verily its perception and judgement oft exceed thine. Thou shalt not follow the NULL pointer, for chaos and madness await thee at its end. Thou shalt cast all function arguments to the expected type if they are not of that type already, even when thou art convinced that this is unnecessary, lest they take cruel vengeance upon thee when thou least expect it. If thy header files fail to declare … weiterlesen…