Wie man Programmierer an ihrer Tastatur erkennt
Zeig mir deine Tastatur und ich sage Dir, was Du programmierst: C Programmierer: Ihre '*' und ';' Tasten sind abgenutzt. C++ Programmierer: Ihre '>' und '<' Tasten sind abgenutzt. Lisp…
Comparing Programming Languages with Women
Assembler - A female track star who holds all the world speed records. She is hard and bumpy, and so is not that pleasant to embrace. She can cook up…
C Song (Bohemian Rhapsody)
Gesungen zur Musik : Is this the real world? Is this just fantasy? Caught in a LAN-slide No ESC to reality. open(2) your files, Look after your while()s in C;…
Write in C (Let it be)
Gesungen zu : When I find my code in tons of trouble, Friends and colleagues come to me, Speaking words of wisdom: "Write in C." As the deadline fast approaches,…
True History Of The Net
[Key Players and Terms identified at end]
First there was God. He was quite lonely so he created Dennis.
Dennis was unimpressed with God.
So,… God created Brian.
But, Brian got bored with God.
So Brian and Dennis started playing, and they created C. God saw C, and saw that it was good. So he decided to let Brian and Dennis play some more.
Core Dumped Blues
Well, my terminal’s locked up, and I ain’t got any Mail,
And I can’t recall the last time that my program didn’t fail;
I’ve got stacks in my structs, I’ve got arrays in my queues,
I’ve got the : Segmentation violation — Core dumped blues.
How did the chicken cross the road
NT Chicken Will cross the road in June. No, August. September for sure. OS/2 Chicken It crossed the road in style years ago, but it was so quiet that nobody…
The Ten Comandments for C Programmers
Thou shalt run lint frequently and study its pronouncements with care, for verily its perception and judgement oft exceed thine. Thou shalt not follow the NULL pointer, for chaos and…