Comparing Programming Languages with Women
Assembler - A female track star who holds all the world speed records. She is hard and bumpy, and so is not that pleasant to embrace. She can cook up…
True History Of The Net
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First there was God. He was quite lonely so he created Dennis.
Dennis was unimpressed with God.
So,… God created Brian.
But, Brian got bored with God.
So Brian and Dennis started playing, and they created C. God saw C, and saw that it was good. So he decided to let Brian and Dennis play some more.
How did the chicken cross the road
NT Chicken Will cross the road in June. No, August. September for sure. OS/2 Chicken It crossed the road in style years ago, but it was so quiet that nobody…
Drug Dealers vs. Software Developers
Drug dealers Software developers Refer to their clients as "users" Refer to their clients as "users" "The first one's free!" "Download a free trial version..." Have important South-East Asian connections…