Frage: Wieviele Hardware Entwickler benötigt man um eine defekte Glühbirne auszutauschen? Antwort: Keinen. Die Störung wird mittels der Software behoben. Frage: Wieviele Systemprogrammierer benötigt man um eine defekte Glühbirne auszutauschen?…
The biggest Lies Three Biggest Software Lies The program is fully tested and bug free. We're working on the documentation. Of course we can modify it. Three Biggest Hardware Lies…
LUSER(8) MAINTENANCE COMMANDS LUSER(8) NAME luser - process to control the clueless induviduals who (mis)use computer systems, peripheral devices and system administrators. Word play on "loser" and "user". SYNOPSIS luser…
Some Important Theological Questions are Answered if we think of God as a Computer Programmer.
Q: Does God control everything that happens in my life?
A: He could, if he used the debugger, but it’s tedious to step through all those variables.
UUBP(5) FILE FORMATS UUBP(5) NAME uubp - Unix-to-Unix beer protocol SYNOPSIS uubp [-acefghlqy] site DESCRIPTION uupb allows the user to transfer beer, ale, or other fermented grain beverages between network…
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In the beginning there was the computer. And God said: % Let there be light! Login: God Password: Omniscient Login incorrect. Try again. Password: Omnipotent Login incorrect. Try again. Password:…
An: Meinen Chef Von: Blondie RE: Änderung der Jahr 2000 Kalender Ich hoffe, dass ich Ihre Anweisungen nicht mißverstanden habe, denn - um ehrlich zu sein - dieses Y2K Problem…
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