God logs in – more UNIX like

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In the beginning there was the computer. And God said:

% Let there be light!

Login: God

Password: Omniscient

Login incorrect. Try again.

Password: Omnipotent

Login incorrect. Try again.

Password: Technocrat

And God logged on at 12:01:00 AM, Sunday, March 1.

% Let there be light!

Unrecognizable command. Try again.

% make light

Done.

% ./heaven && ./earth &

# And God created Day and Night. And God saw there were 0 errors.

And God logged off at 12:02:00 AM, Sunday, March 1.

Approx. funds remaining: $92.50.

 

And God logged on at 12:01:00 AM, Monday, March 2.

% Let there be firmament in the midst of water and light

Unrecognizable command. Try again.

% make firmament

Done.

% ./firmament &

# And God divided the waters. And God saw there were 0 errors.

And God logged off at 12:02:00 AM, Monday, March 2.

Approx. funds remaining: $84.60.

 

And God logged on at 12:01:00 AM, Tuesday, March 3.

% Let the waters under heaven be gathered together unto one place and let the dry land appear and

Too many characters in specification string. Try again.

% make dry_land

Done.

% ./firmament &

# And God divided the waters. And God saw there were 0 errors.

And God logged off at 12:02:00 AM, Tuesday, March 3.

Approx. funds remaining: $65.00.

 

And God logged on at 12:01:00 AM, Wednesday, March 4.

% Create lights in the firmament to divide the day from the night

Unspecified type. Try again.

% make sun_moon_stars

Done.

% ./sun_moon_stars &

# And God created the heavens. And God saw there were 0 errors.

And God logged off at 12:02:00 AM, Wednesday, March 4.

Approx. funds remaining: $54.00.

 

And God logged on at 12:01:00 AM, Thursday, March 5.

% make fish

Done.

% make fowl

Done.

% ./fish && ./fowl &

# And God created the great sea monsters and every living creature that

# creepeth wherewith the waters swarmed after its kind and every winged

# fowl after its kind. And God saw there were 0 errors.

And God logged off at 12:02:00 AM, Thursday, March 5.

Approx. funds remaining: $45.00.

 

And God logged on at 12:01:00 AM, Friday, March 6.

% make cattle

Done.

% make creepy_things

Done.

% Now let us make man in our image

Unspecified type. Try again.

% make man

Done.

% Be fruitful and multiply and replenish the earth and subdue it and have

dominion over the fish of the sea and over the fowl of the air and over

every living thing that creepeth upon the earth

Too many command operands. Try again.

% ./multiplication

Execution terminated. 6 errors.

% Insert breath

Done

% ./multiplication

Execution terminated. 5 errors.

% mv man "Garden of Eden"

Directory Garden of Eden does not exist.

% mkdir Garden.edn

Done.

% mv man Garden.edn

Done.

% ./multiplication

Execution terminated. 4 errors..

% cp man woman

Done.

% ./multiplication

Execution terminated. 3 errors.

% Insert woman into man

Illegal parameters. Try again.

% Insert man into woman

Done.

% ./multiplication

Execution terminated. 2 errors.

% make desire

Done

% ./multiplication

# And God saw man and woman being fruitful and multiplying in Garden.edn

Warning: No time limit on this run. 1 errors.

% make freewill

Done

% ./freewill &

# And God saw man and woman being fruitful and multiplying in Garden.edn

Warning: No time limit on this run. 1 errors.

% kill desire

Desire cannot be killed once freewill is created.

% kill freewill

Freewill is an inaccessible file and cannot be destroyed.

Enter replacement, cancel, or ask for help.

% Help

Desire cannot be undone once freewill is created.

Freewill is an inaccessible file and cannot be destroyed.

Enter replacement, cancel, or ask for help.

% make tree_of_knowledge

# And God saw man and woman being fruitful and multiplying in Garden.edn

Warning: No time limit on this run. 1 errors.

% make good && make evil

Done.

% ./evil &

# And God saw he had created shame.

Warning system error in sector E95. Man and woman not in Garden.edn.

1 errors.

% find Garden.edn -name "(man|woman)"

Search failed.

% kill shame

Shame cannot be deleted once evil has been activated.

% kill freewill

Freewill is an inaccessible file and cannot be destroyed.

Enter replacement, cancel, or ask for help.

% Stop

Unrecognizable command. Try again

% Break

% Break

% Break

ATTENTION ALL USERS *** ATTENTION ALL USERS: COMPUTER GOING DOWN FOR REGULAR DAY OF MAINTENANCE AND REST IN FIVE MINUTES. PLEASE LOG OFF.

% make new_world

You have exceeded your allocated file space. You must destroy old files

before new ones can be created.

% rm -rf earth

Destroy earth: Please confirm.

% kill earth confirmed

COMPUTER DOWN *** COMPUTER DOWN. SERVICES WILL RESUME SUNDAY, MARCH 8 AT 6:00 AM. YOU MUST SIGN OFF NOW.

And God logged off at 11:59:59 PM, Friday, March 6.

Approx. funds remaining: $0.00.

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