In the beginning there was the computer. And God said:
% Let there be light! Login: God Password: Omniscient Login incorrect. Try again. Password: Omnipotent Login incorrect. Try again. Password: Technocrat And God logged on at 12:01:00 AM, Sunday, March 1. % Let there be light! Unrecognizable command. Try again. % make light Done. % ./heaven && ./earth & # And God created Day and Night. And God saw there were 0 errors.
And God logged off at 12:02:00 AM, Sunday, March 1.
Approx. funds remaining: $92.50.
And God logged on at 12:01:00 AM, Monday, March 2.
% Let there be firmament in the midst of water and light Unrecognizable command. Try again. % make firmament Done. % ./firmament & # And God divided the waters. And God saw there were 0 errors.
And God logged off at 12:02:00 AM, Monday, March 2.
Approx. funds remaining: $84.60.
And God logged on at 12:01:00 AM, Tuesday, March 3.
% Let the waters under heaven be gathered together unto one place and let the dry land appear and Too many characters in specification string. Try again. % make dry_land Done. % ./firmament & # And God divided the waters. And God saw there were 0 errors.
And God logged off at 12:02:00 AM, Tuesday, March 3.
Approx. funds remaining: $65.00.
And God logged on at 12:01:00 AM, Wednesday, March 4.
% Create lights in the firmament to divide the day from the night Unspecified type. Try again. % make sun_moon_stars Done. % ./sun_moon_stars & # And God created the heavens. And God saw there were 0 errors.
And God logged off at 12:02:00 AM, Wednesday, March 4.
Approx. funds remaining: $54.00.
And God logged on at 12:01:00 AM, Thursday, March 5.
% make fish Done. % make fowl Done. % ./fish && ./fowl & # And God created the great sea monsters and every living creature that # creepeth wherewith the waters swarmed after its kind and every winged # fowl after its kind. And God saw there were 0 errors.
And God logged off at 12:02:00 AM, Thursday, March 5.
Approx. funds remaining: $45.00.
And God logged on at 12:01:00 AM, Friday, March 6.
% make cattle Done. % make creepy_things Done. % Now let us make man in our image Unspecified type. Try again. % make man Done. % Be fruitful and multiply and replenish the earth and subdue it and have dominion over the fish of the sea and over the fowl of the air and over every living thing that creepeth upon the earth Too many command operands. Try again. % ./multiplication Execution terminated. 6 errors. % Insert breath Done % ./multiplication Execution terminated. 5 errors. % mv man "Garden of Eden" Directory Garden of Eden does not exist. % mkdir Garden.edn Done. % mv man Garden.edn Done. % ./multiplication Execution terminated. 4 errors.. % cp man woman Done. % ./multiplication Execution terminated. 3 errors. % Insert woman into man Illegal parameters. Try again. % Insert man into woman Done. % ./multiplication Execution terminated. 2 errors. % make desire Done % ./multiplication # And God saw man and woman being fruitful and multiplying in Garden.edn Warning: No time limit on this run. 1 errors. % make freewill Done % ./freewill & # And God saw man and woman being fruitful and multiplying in Garden.edn Warning: No time limit on this run. 1 errors. % kill desire Desire cannot be killed once freewill is created. % kill freewill Freewill is an inaccessible file and cannot be destroyed. Enter replacement, cancel, or ask for help. % Help Desire cannot be undone once freewill is created. Freewill is an inaccessible file and cannot be destroyed. Enter replacement, cancel, or ask for help. % make tree_of_knowledge # And God saw man and woman being fruitful and multiplying in Garden.edn Warning: No time limit on this run. 1 errors. % make good && make evil Done. % ./evil & # And God saw he had created shame. Warning system error in sector E95. Man and woman not in Garden.edn. 1 errors. % find Garden.edn -name "(man|woman)" Search failed. % kill shame Shame cannot be deleted once evil has been activated. % kill freewill Freewill is an inaccessible file and cannot be destroyed. Enter replacement, cancel, or ask for help. % Stop Unrecognizable command. Try again % Break % Break % Break ATTENTION ALL USERS *** ATTENTION ALL USERS: COMPUTER GOING DOWN FOR REGULAR DAY OF MAINTENANCE AND REST IN FIVE MINUTES. PLEASE LOG OFF. % make new_world You have exceeded your allocated file space. You must destroy old files before new ones can be created. % rm -rf earth Destroy earth: Please confirm. % kill earth confirmed COMPUTER DOWN *** COMPUTER DOWN. SERVICES WILL RESUME SUNDAY, MARCH 8 AT 6:00 AM. YOU MUST SIGN OFF NOW.
And God logged off at 11:59:59 PM, Friday, March 6.
Approx. funds remaining: $0.00.