sysadmin (1) manual page
SYSADMIN(1) USER COMMANDS SYSADMIN(1) NAME sysadmin - responsible for everything imaginable that may or may not have to do with the system you're using. Contraction of "system" and "administrator" SYNOPSIS…
SYSADMIN(1) USER COMMANDS SYSADMIN(1) NAME sysadmin - responsible for everything imaginable that may or may not have to do with the system you're using. Contraction of "system" and "administrator" SYNOPSIS…
We all know those cute little computer symbols called “emoticons,” where :) means a smile and :( is a frown. Sometimes these are represented by :-) and :-( respectively. Well, how about some “ass icons”?
Log dich ein, warte eine Sekunde, setze einen entsetzten Blick auf, schreie laut "Oh mein Gott! Sie haben mich gefunden!" und flüchte. Lache für etwa 3 Minuten irrsinnig und höre…
(You really have to read this one out loud to appreciate it) If a packet hits a pocket on a socket on a port, and the bus is interrupted as…
Put it under a door and you have a Door Stop Attach a stick and you have a Snow Plow Put it on a shelf and you have a Book…
Cannot find REALITY.SYS. Universe halted. COFFEE.EXE Missing - Insert Cup and Press Any Key Buy a Pentium 586/90 so you can reboot faster. 2 + 2 = 5 for extremely…
Path: athena.cs.uga.edu!emory!ogicse!uwm.edu!cs.utexas.edu!uunet!looking!funny-request From: denelsbe@cs.unc.edu (Kevin Denelsbeck) Newsgroups: rec.humor.funny Subject: Lessons Learned From Comp 4 Keywords: computer, funny Message-ID: [S317.5889@looking.on.ca] Date: 17 Oct 91 10:30:04 GMT Lines: 97 Approved: funny@looking.on.ca I…
BABY(1) USER COMMANDS BABY(1) NAME baby - create new process from two parent processes SYNOPSIS baby sex [ name ] SYSTEM V SYNOPSIS /usr/5bin/baby [ -sex ] [ -name ]…
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