Remember when…
A computer was something on TV from a science fiction show of note and windows were something you hated to clean and ram, the cousin of a goat. Meg was…
dream (1l) manual page
DREAM(1l) USER COMMANDS DREAM(1l) NAME dream - suspend execution for an interval while executing random code in memory SYNOPSIS dream [-d][[-nrRsw] [time]] DESCRIPTION dream suspends execution of the current process…
10 Anzeichen dafür, dass du unter Stress stehst
#10 Du musst in den nächsten 2 Minuten eine E-Mail an deinen Chef schicken, aber du musst vorher noch deinen Computer starten und der läuft mit Windows NT. #9 Du besitzt…
Drei Bettler in Metropolis
Drei Bettler betteln in Metropolis... Der Erste schrieb "beg" (englisch für betteln, bitten, flehen) auf seinen kaputten Blechbecher. Nach einem Tag hatte er zehn Dollar gesammelt. Der Zweite schrieb "beg.com"…
Windows 95 versus Jesus Christ
If you have half a brain, you can’t help but notice the throng of publications, analists and net users declaring Windows 95 the Saviour of the Computer Industry. If you have less than half a brain, you probably believe it. Could it be?
Let’s compare Windows 95 against a widely-accepted Saviour, Jesus of Nazareth.
Star Trek: What if Data were Microsoft compatible?
WORF “Captain, there are three Romulan warships uncloaking dead ahead.”
PICARD “On screen.”
The main viewing screen changes to a pattern of horizontal lines, each only a single pixel wide.
PICARD “Data, what’s wrong here?”
DATA “Captain, the main viewscreen does not have sufficient video memory to display an image of this size. May I suggest that you select a lower resolution?”
Star Trek: The MS Federation
Ever wonder what "Star Trek: The Next Generation" would be like in a future where Microsoft continued to dominate the software market? These are some scenarios that I came up…
Sex the UNIX Way
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