SEX(6) EUNUCH Programmer’s Manual SEX(6)
sex – have sex
sex [ options ] … [ username ] …
sex allows the invoker to have sex with the user(s) specified in the command line. If no users are specified, they are taken from the LOVERS environment variable. Options to make things more interesting are as follows:
external stimulus (aphrodisiac) option
bestiality with <animal>
chocolate sauce option
chaining option (cuffs included) (see also -m -s -W)
get a date with the features described in <file>
exhibitionism (image sent to all machines on the net)
nasal sex with plants
coitus interruptus (messy!)
jacuzzi option (California sites only)
masochism (see -s)
triple parallel (Menage a Trois) option
necrophilia (if target process is not dead, program kills it)
parallel access (orgy)
debug option (proposition only)
pedophilia (must specify a child process)
quickie (wham, bam, thank you, ma’am)
sadism (target must set -m)
voyeurism (surveys the entire net)
whipped cream option
whips (see also -s, -C, and -m)
is a list of default partners which will be used if none are specified in the command line. If any are specified, the values in LOVERS is ignored.
/usr/lib/sex/animals animals for bestiality
/usr/lib/sex/blackbook possible dates
/usr/lib/sex/sundaes sundae recipes
/usr/lib/sex/sm sado-masochistic equipment
^C (quit process) may leave the user very unsatisfied.
^Z (stop process) is usually quite messy.
Author prefers to be anonymous.
Oldest program ever.