Wenn Betriebssysteme Biersorten wären
DOS Bier Du mußt Deinen eigene Dosenöffner verwenden, und die Instruktionen zum öffnen müssen genau gelesen werden. Früher wurden 8er-Packs Dosen geliefert, heute bekommt man 16er-Packs, die allerdings in 8…
Operating System for your Brain
Windows for brains You think about one of any number of things at anyone time but only for a short amount of time because then your mind goes blank as…
True History Of The Net
[Key Players and Terms identified at end]
First there was God. He was quite lonely so he created Dennis.
Dennis was unimpressed with God.
So,… God created Brian.
But, Brian got bored with God.
So Brian and Dennis started playing, and they created C. God saw C, and saw that it was good. So he decided to let Brian and Dennis play some more.
Computer Genesis
In the beginning, God created the bit. And the bit was a zero; nothing. On the first day, He toggled the 0 to 1, and the Universe was. (In those…
luser (8) manual page
LUSER(8) MAINTENANCE COMMANDS LUSER(8) NAME luser - process to control the clueless induviduals who (mis)use computer systems, peripheral devices and system administrators. Word play on "loser" and "user". SYNOPSIS luser…
uubp (5) manual page
UUBP(5) FILE FORMATS UUBP(5) NAME uubp - Unix-to-Unix beer protocol SYNOPSIS uubp [-acefghlqy] site DESCRIPTION uupb allows the user to transfer beer, ale, or other fermented grain beverages between network…
God logs in – more UNIX like
In the beginning there was the computer. And God said: % Let there be light! Login: God Password: Omniscient Login incorrect. Try again. Password: Omnipotent Login incorrect. Try again. Password:…
sysadmin (1) manual page
SYSADMIN(1) USER COMMANDS SYSADMIN(1) NAME sysadmin - responsible for everything imaginable that may or may not have to do with the system you're using. Contraction of "system" and "administrator" SYNOPSIS…