Computer Sex

Micro was a real-time operator and dedicated multi-user. His broad-band protocol made it easy for him to interface with numerous input/output devices, even if it meant time-sharing. One evening he arrived home just as the SUN was crashing, and had parked his Motorola 68000 in the main drive (he had missed the 5100 bus that morning), when he noticed an elegant piece of liveware admiring the daisy wheels in his garden. He thought to himself, “She looks user-friendly. I’ll see if she’d … weiterlesen…

dream (1l) manual page

DREAM(1l) USER COMMANDS DREAM(1l) NAME dream – suspend execution for an interval while executing random code in memory SYNOPSIS dream [-d][[-nrRsw] [time]] DESCRIPTION dream suspends execution of the current process for time seconds, while simulating a dream sequence by executing random segments of code in memory. All devices are paralyzed (blocked) to prevent dangerous side-effects. The options are as follows: -d daydream. code seems to be more related to the actual suspended process, and suspension will be for a limited amount of … weiterlesen…

condom (1) manual page

CONDOM(1) EUNUCH Programmer’s Manual CONDOM(1) NAME condom – Protection against viruses and prevention of child processes SYNOPSIS condom [options] [processid] DESCRIPTION condom provides protection against System Transmitted Viruses (STVs) that may invade your system. Although the spread of such viruses across a network can only be abated by aware and cautious users, condom is the only highly-effective means of preventing viruses from entering your system (see celibacy(1)). Any data passed to condom by the protected process will be blocked, as specified by … weiterlesen…

sex (6) manual page

SEX(6) EUNUCH Programmer’s Manual SEX(6) NAME sex – have sex SYNOPSIS sex [ options ] … [ username ] … DESCRIPTION sex allows the invoker to have sex with the user(s) specified in the command line. If no users are specified, they are taken from the LOVERS environment variable. Options to make things more interesting are as follows: -1 masturbate -a external stimulus (aphrodisiac) option -b buggery -B<animal> bestiality with <animal> -c chocolate sauce option -C chaining option (cuffs included) (see also -m -s -W) … weiterlesen…