luser (8) manual page
LUSER(8) MAINTENANCE COMMANDS LUSER(8) NAME luser - process to control the clueless induviduals who (mis)use computer systems, peripheral devices and system administrators. Word play on "loser" and "user". SYNOPSIS luser…
uubp (5) manual page
UUBP(5) FILE FORMATS UUBP(5) NAME uubp - Unix-to-Unix beer protocol SYNOPSIS uubp [-acefghlqy] site DESCRIPTION uupb allows the user to transfer beer, ale, or other fermented grain beverages between network…
sysadmin (1) manual page
SYSADMIN(1) USER COMMANDS SYSADMIN(1) NAME sysadmin - responsible for everything imaginable that may or may not have to do with the system you're using. Contraction of "system" and "administrator" SYNOPSIS…
baby (1) manual page
BABY(1) USER COMMANDS BABY(1) NAME baby - create new process from two parent processes SYNOPSIS baby sex [ name ] SYSTEM V SYNOPSIS /usr/5bin/baby [ -sex ] [ -name ]…
dream (1l) manual page
DREAM(1l) USER COMMANDS DREAM(1l) NAME dream - suspend execution for an interval while executing random code in memory SYNOPSIS dream [-d][[-nrRsw] [time]] DESCRIPTION dream suspends execution of the current process…
rtfm (1) manual page
rtfm(1) UNIX Programmer's Manual rtfm(1) NAME rtfm - read the fucking manual SYNOPSIS rtfm OPTIONS None, you have to read the manual for an answer. DESCRIPTION Used when lazy people…
lart (1m) manual page
LART(1M) MISC. REFERENCE MANUAL PAGES LART(1M) NAME lart - Luser Attitude Readjustment Tool - use a lart to adjust lusers' attitudes SYNOPSIS lart [ -use tool ] [ -bBfFgklp ]…
knife (8) manual page
KNIFE(8) MAINTENANCE COMMANDS KNIFE(8) KNIFE knife, axe, cutter, chainsaw - tools to improve network performance via SNIP SYNOPSIS knife is used to control the network via Sysadmin Network Interrupt Protocol…