Modem Taglines

  • .Sig! .Sig a .Sog! .Sig it loud! .Sig it .Strog! — Karen Carpenter with a head cold
  • And we'll have fun, fun, fun `till Daddy takes the Modem away!
  • 2 + 2 = 5 It HAS to, the computer says so.
  • @TOF@TOFIRST@ must be home. The modem is still warm.
  • A bad day Modeming is better than any good day working.
  • A confident manner is important: Computers can sense this!
  • A job is nice but it interferes with my Modeming.
  • A Modemer's telephone bill knows no bounds.
  • ACK-NAK-ACK-NAK. Modem in hay fever season?
  • After dinner, he said, Your modem or mine?
  • After three days without modeming, life becomes meaningless.
  • All modems are baud and not Bald
  • Another good day; the computer is still working!
  • Another victim of Modemus Addictus.
  • As a computer, I find your faith in technology amusing.
  • Become a programmer–make a living crashing your computer.
  • Behind every good computer – is a jumble of wire…
  • Bored at 3:00 a.m.? PSSSTTT – got a modem?
  • Buy a 14.4 modem so your messages don't get out even faster.
  • Byebyte: Losing a file in your computer.
  • CAT.COM started. Computer will furball in five seconds.
  • Choosey Modemers choose .GIF
  • Citation for slow Modeming: Going 2400 in an HST lane.
  • Coming to a TV network soon, Days of Our Modems.
  • Coming to a TV soon, Days of Our Modems
  • Computer (com-pyoo-ter) n.-Incredibly fast idiot!
  • COMPUTER DEPARTMENT – mistake$ made whyle you waite.
  • Computer freak number 9,999
  • Computer hacking is a Federal offense punishable by fine/imprisonment!
  • Computer illiteracy? You mean my computer's supposed to READ?
  • Computer possessed? Add DEVICE=EXOR.SYS to your CONFIG.
  • Computer programmers wanted – Some assembly required.
  • Computer simulations have imaginary mass.
  • Computer, delete @TOF@TOFIRST@'s personnel file, along with @TOF@TOFIRST@, too.
  • Computer, load program 9 — Execute
  • Computer, Tea, Earl @TOL@TOLAST@, hot.
  • COMPUTER.COM installed. SEXLIFE.EXE removed from memory.
  • Computers and Fandom – There's got to be cheaper hobbies!!
  • Computers are irrelevant- Windows has been assimilated.
  • Computers are not intelligent. They only think they are.
  • Computers can never replace human stupidity.
  • Computers Rule 01001111 01001011.
  • Computers…..the #1 cause of divorces……
  • Confidence is important; the computer can sense fear.
  • CRUISING: 19200bps modem and 0.5bps fingers!
  • Cursor (n): what you become when your computer crashes.
  • Dad, do you suppose Santa has a modem?
  • Did you say MNP means Modem Needs Pizza?
  • Do you know how to keep a Modemer in suspense?
  • DOS: Tells a computer what to do with itself!
  • Error 0011: Fax Modem Not Responding, Check Hardware
  • Faster, Cheaper, More Efficient – Modems or Wives
  • Faster, faster, foolish modem! …
  • Ferrets are like computer viruses, they get into everything.
  • For warm boot, put computer in dryer for 20 minutes.
  • FORVAL MODEMS, A Glance Into The Future!
  • Fun, fun, fun, 'til her daddy takes her Modem away!
  • Gary must be home. The modem is still warm.
  • Get your modem runnin'… Head out on the I-way…
  • Get your modem runnin, Head out for the Highwaves!
  • Guess who taught @TO@ to use a computer…?
  • Happiness is a warm modem.
  • Happy Modeming, Always!
  • Hark! What mail from yonder Modem breaks?
  • Have fun and good modeming!
  • Help! I'm Modeming … and I can't hang up!!!
  • Home is where the computer is plugged in!
  • Honey, our phone bill can't be that big! I have an HST modem!
  • I am SysOp, hear me roar, with modems too fast to ignore…
  • I can't be mistaken – my modem is error-correcting.
  • I had a life once….but now I have a modem..
  • I know nothing about computers…..therefore I am……..
  • I modem down, but they growd back.
  • I tried an internal modem, but it hurt when I walked.
  • I used to have a life… Now I have a computer!
  • I wish computers would do what I think I asked for!
  • I'm a modemer & I'm OK, I post all nite & I sleep all day
  • I'm a modemer and I'm OK, I post all night and I sleep all day.
  • I'm a Modemer and I'm OK, I sleep all night…
  • I'm NOT addicted. I just use the modem all the time.
  • I'm Queeg 500, the Red Dwarf backup computer. — Queeg
  • If something has to go down on me, why does it have to be my computer?
  • If there was a computer in the bathroom, I'd never leave it!
  • If it wasn't for C, we'd be using BASI, PASAL and OBOL.
  • In need: SlOw 486 computer!! please leave a message!!here!
  • Is my modem supposed to smoke like that?
  • Is that a modem in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?!?
  • Just a modern modem mage cruising the electronic highways.
  • Keyboard: a device for entering mistakes into a computer.
  • KEYBOARD: Instrument used to enter errors into a computer
  • LIVE! Via Modem…
  • Lizzie Borden…. America's FIRST hacker!
  • Look, mom: No Modem!
  • Lookout World! The Modem is Ringing!
  • MacIntosh: Computer with training wheels you can't remove.
  • Maybe my modem cable is faulty…
  • Me? … Addicted?? … To Modeming?? … Naah, it'll never happen!
  • Memory parity error – Turn computer on and off 12 times
  • Misspelled? Impossible. My modem is error correcting.
  • Misspelled? No way! I use an error-correcting modem.
  • Misspelled? Impossible. My modem is error correcting.
  • My computer has EMS… Wont you help?
  • My computer's sick…I think my modem is a carrier…
  • My modem has premature bauding.
  • My other computer is a 386DX
  • My other computer is a Timex Sinclair.
  • My other computer is a TRS-80 Model 4.
  • My other computer is a VAX.
  • My other computer is an F-14's targeting system.
  • My other computer is Majel Barrett….
  • My other computer looks JUST like @TO@.
  • My other modem is a U.S. Robotics Dual Standard.
  • Myth #1: The computer only does what you tell it.
  • Nice computers don't go down.
  • No carrier? How we gonna land this modem?
  • Not tonight, dear. I have a modem.
  • Not tonite Honey; I have a Modem!
  • Oh give me a phone, with a modem on loan….
  • Old Modemers Don't Die; They Just Get Faxed To Heaven.
  • One modem said to another: Hey, you've got a nice baud!
  • One modem said to another: mind showing me your bits?
  • One modem said to the other Do you have to echo every thing I say?
  • One modem to another,That's quite a baud you've got.
  • OS/2 1/2 an operating system for 1/2 a computer
  • Oxymoron: computer security
  • Oxymoron: Large-scale Mini-computers.
  • Oxymoron: Personal Computer.
  • Prevent computer viruses. Install Trojans!
  • Put your money where your modem is!
  • REAL multitasking – 3 computers and a chair with wheels!
  • Remember, to a computer 1 + 1 = 10.
  • Save gas. Travel by modem.
  • Save gas: Commute by modem
  • Save paper……send it by modem#
  • Say, Pilgrims! Get all the Modems in a circle!!
  • DEVICE=CATNIP.SYS <- driver for cats who compute..
  • Error in REALITY.SYS down, Run BIG_BANG.EXE (Y/N)?
  • Error locating MAFIA.EXE – program not executed.
  • Executing SENILE.COM ….. ERROR: Out of Memory.
  • Have you tried X-LAX.EXE for Windoze? … cleans it right up!
  • I have a life. C:\VIRGINIA\LIFE.EXE…..See?
  • In your CONFIG.SYS you must specify SET BUGS=OFF
  • MODERATR.COM FOUND RESTORE TOPIC.ON? (Y/n)
  • Need A Lawyer? Email To: oj.simpson@lajail.com for info
  • ODOSCAN.EXE: keeps the Quarks off of your hard drive.
  • PARODY ERROR: Can't Find File WEIRD_AL.EXE
  • Problem loading SENILE.COM … out of memory.
  • Questions? C:\moderatr.exe\shoot\on_sight.run
  • Real Programmers use COPY CON PROGRAM.EXE
  • REALITY.SYS Corrupted: Re-boot universe? (Y/N/?)
  • SENILE.COM found . . . Out Of Memory . . .
  • SeXDrive ready. Insert SEX.EXE? (Y)(N)
  • Technobabble limit exceeded. Del JARGON.EXE Y/N?
  • Unable to locate REALITY.SYS – Universe halted!
  • Unable to open LEVI.ZIP Continue TAKELEAK.EXE? (y)(N)
  • Unlike the cleaning lady, I have to do Windows.
  • WIFE.COM not working, MALL.EXE busy, better get $$$.BAT
  • .SYS, .COM, .EXE
  • ***CONGRESS.SYS corrupt.*** Reset Washinton D.C.? (y/n)
  • >>>>>>>>>>>>>>I have a life. C:\MARYLAND\LIFE.EXE…..See?<<<<<<<<<<<<<<
  • Add DEVICE=FNGRCROS.SYS to CONFIG.SYS
  • ALZHEIMER.COM found . . . Out of . . . something . .
  • BOBBITT.SYS NOT FOUND… AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
  • BRAIN.SYS NOT FOUND!!! A)bort, R)etry, F)ail ?
  • BREAKFAST.COM Halted …. Cereal port not responding!?
  • C code. C code run. Run code, run…please?
  • C:\BARNDOOR\OPEN\RUN\ZIP\NOW.EXE /BLUSH
  • CAT.COM started. Computer will furball in five seconds.
  • COFFEE.COM not found: (A)dd more, (R)eheat, (F)reak out?
  • COFFEE.SYS Not Found: User startup disabled.
  • Computer possessed? Add DEVICE=EXOR.SYS to your CONFIG.
  • COMPUTER.COM installed. SEXLIFE.EXE removed from memory.
  • CONGRESS.SYS Corrupted: Re-boot Washington D.C (Y/n)?
  • DEVICE=CATNIP.SYS <- driver for cats who compute..
  • /earth: file system full.
  • Error in REALITY.SYS down, Run BIG_BANG.EXE (Y/N)?
  • Error locating MAFIA.EXE – program not executed.
  • Executing SENILE.COM ….. ERROR: Out of Memory.
  • Have you tried X-LAX.EXE for Windoze? … cleans it right up!
  • I have a life. C:\VIRGINIA\LIFE.EXE…..See?
  • In your CONFIG.SYS you must specify SET BUGS=OFF
  • MODERATR.COM FOUND RESTORE TOPIC.ON? (Y/n)
  • Need A Lawyer? Email To: oj.simpson@lajail.com for info
  • ODOSCAN.EXE: keeps the Quarks off of your hard drive.
  • PARODY ERROR: Can't Find File WEIRD_AL.EXE
  • Problem loading SENILE.COM … out of memory.
  • Questions? C:\moderatr.exe\shoot\on_sight.run
  • Real Programmers use COPY CON PROGRAM.EXE
  • REALITY.SYS Corrupted: Re-boot universe? (Y/N/?)
  • SENILE.COM found . . . Out Of Memory . . .
  • #SeXDrive ready. Insert SEX.EXE? (Y)(N)
  • Technobabble limit exceeded. Del JARGON.EXE Y/N?
  • Unable to locate REALITY.SYS – Universe halted!
  • Unable to open LEVI.ZIP Continue TAKELEAK.EXE? (y)(N)
  • WIFE.COM not working, MALL.EXE busy, better get $$$.BAT
  • … êêêêêêê Use JIM_EXON.SYS to end freedom of speech and Modeming! êêêêêêê
  • Daddy, why doesn't this magnet pick up this floppy disk?
  • Give me ambiguity or give me something else.
  • I.R.S.: We've got what it takes to take what you've got!
  • We are born naked, wet and hungry. Then things get worse.
  • Pentiums melt in your PC, not in your hand.
  • Suicidal twin kills sister by mistake!
  • The secret of the universe is @*&^^^ NO CARRIER
  • Did anyone see my lost carrier?
  • Make it idiot proof and someone will make a better idiot.
  • I'm not a complete idiot, some parts are missing!
  • He who laughs last thinks slowest!
  • Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else.
  • “More hay, Trigger?” “No thanks, Roy, I'm stuffed!”
  • A flashlight is a case for holding dead batteries.
  • Lottery: A tax on people who are bad at math.
  • Error, no keyboard – press F1 to continue.
  • There's too much blood in my caffeine system.
  • Artificial Intelligence usually beats real stupidity.
  • I wouldn't be caught dead with a necrophiliac.
  • Learn from your parents' mistakes – use birth control!
  • Hard work has a future payoff. Laziness pays off now .
  • Friends help you move. Real friends help you move bodies.
  • I won't rise to the occaasion, but I'll slide over to it.
  • Ever notice how fast Windows runs? Neither did I.
  • Double your drive space – delete Windows!
  • What is a “free” gift ? Aren't all gifts free?
  • Assassins do it from behind.
  • If ignorance is bliss, you must be orgasmic.
  • “Very funny, Scotty. Now beam down my clothes.”
  • Puritanism: The haunting fear that someone, somewhere may be happy.
  • Consciousness: that annoying time between naps.
  • Oops. My brain just hit a bad sector.
  • I used to have a handle on life, then it broke.
  • Don't take life too seriously, you won't get out alive.
  • I don't suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it.
  • The sex was so good that even the neighbors had a cigarette.
  • Better to understand a little than to misunderstand a lot.
  • The gene pool could use a little chlorine.
  • When there's a will, I want to be in it.
  • Okay, who put a “stop payment” on my reality check?
  • Few women admit their age. Few men act theirs.
  • I'm as confused as a baby in a topless bar.
  • We have enough youth, how about a fountain of SMART?
  • All generalizations are false, including this one.
  • Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.
  • C program run. C program crash. C programmer quit.
  • “Criminal Lawyer” is a redundancy.
  • Is reading in the bathroom considered Multi-Tasking?
  • My computer isn't that nervous…it's just a bit ANSI.
  • My computer's sick. I think my modem is a carrier.
  • Gotta run, the cat's caught in the printer.
  • Honey, I Formatted the Kid!
  • Spelling checkers at maximum! Fire!
  • Your e-mail has been returned due to insufficient voltage.
  • Who is General Failure and why is he reading my disk?
  • Hex dump: Where witches put used curses…
  • Never violate the Prime Directory! C:\
  • Multitasking: Screwing up several things at once…
  • Maniac: An early computer built by nuts…
  • Stack Error: Lost on a cluttered desk…
  • Stack Overflow: Too many pancakes…
  • Life would be much easier if I had the source code.
  • Capt'n! The spellchecker kinna take this abuse!
  • C:\BELFRY is where I keep my .BAT files.
  • ASCII to ASCII, DOS to DOS.
  • How do I set my laser printer on stun?
  • “Today's subliminal thought is:”
  • ‘Calm down — it's only ones and zeros.'
  • ‘…. now touch these wires to your tongue!'
  • Computer analyst to programmer: “You start coding. I'll go find out what they want.”
  • According to my calculations the problem doesn't exist.
  • It said, “Insert disk #3,” but only two will fit!
  • RAM DISK is not an installation procedure!
  • Computers are only human.
  • This time it will surely run.
  • I just found the last bug.
  • The generation of random numbers is too important to be left to chance. -Robert R. Coveyou Oak Ridge National Laboratory
  • It's redundant! It's redundant! -R. E. Dundant
  • Bug? That's not a bug, that's a feature. -T. John Wendel
  • The programmer's national anthem is ‘AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH'. -Weinberg, p.152
  • On a clear disk you can seek forever. -Computerworld button
  • I write all my critical routines in assembler, and my comedy routines in FORTRAN. -Anonymous
  • If debugging is the process of removing bugs, then programming must be
  • the process of putting them in. -Dykstra
  • “#define QUESTION ((bb) || !(bb)) – Shakespeare.”
  • “Real programmers use: COPY CON PROGRAM.EXE”
  • Logic: The art of being wrong with confidence…
  • To iterate is human; to recurse, divine.
  • If at first you don't succeed, call it version 1.0
  • Maintenance-free: When it breaks, it can't be fixed…
  • Microwave: Signal from a friendly micro…
  • Nostalgia: The good old days multiplied by a bad memory…
  • God is REAL, unless explicitly declared INTEGER.
  • Asking if computers can think is like asking if submarines can swim.
  • From C:\*.* to shining C:\*.*
  • AAAAAA – American Association Against Acronym Abuse Anonymous
  • CCITT – Can't Conceive Intelligent Thoughts Today
  • This message transmitted on 100% recycled electrons.
  • Todays assembler command : EXOP Execute Operator
  • Justify my text? I'm sorry but it has no excuse.
  • Programming is an art form that fights back.
  • “Daddy, what does FORMATTING DRIVE C mean?”
  • All wiyht. Rho sritched mg kegtops awound?
  • Backups? We doan *NEED* no steenking baX%^~,VbKx NO CARRIER
  • My mail reader can beat up your mail reader.
  • Never forget: 2 + 2 = 5 for extremely large values of 2.
  • Nobody has ever, ever, EVER learned all of WordPerfect.
  • To define recursion, we must first define recursion.
  • Good programming is 99% sweat and 1% coffee.

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