If you have half a brain, you can’t help but notice the throng of publications, analists and net users declaring Windows 95 the Saviour of the Computer Industry. If you have less than half a brain, you probably believe it. Could it be?
Let’s compare Windows 95 against a widely-accepted Saviour, Jesus of Nazareth.
|Said, „Surely I come quickly.“||Has been promised „any day now.“|
|Is taking a lot longer to actually arrive.||Is taking a lot longer to actually arrive.|
|Can walk on water.||Can crawl on a 486.|
|Sits in judgement at the pearly gates.||Will be used to judge Bill Gates.|
|Bible says, „In Him, all things are possible.“||Windows 95 doesn’t even run all possible Windows apps.|
|Started life as a carpenter.||Turns perfectly good computers into furniture.|
|Born in a manger.||Resembles something found in a barn.|
|Remembered for protecting the weak.||Has weak memory protection.|
|Was raised from the dead.||Was created from Windows 3.1.|
|Jesus performed great works for the multitudes||Windows 95 multitaskingperformance barely works.|
|Jesus has no sin.||Windows 95 has no shame.|