True History Of The Net

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First there was God. He was quite lonely so he created Dennis.

Dennis was unimpressed with God.

So,… God created Brian.

But, Brian got bored with God.

So Brian and Dennis started playing, and they created C. God saw C, and saw that it was good. So he decided to let Brian and Dennis play some more.

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Cyberdisorder

The Cyber Disorders section includes disorders that have a dependency upon cyberexistence as the predominant feature. The section is divided into three parts. The first part describes e-mail episodes that serve as the building blocks for the disorder diagnoses. The second part describes the Cyber Disorders themselves. The criteria sets for most of the Cyber Disorders require the presence or absence of the e-mail episodes described in the first part of the section. The third part includes the specifiers that describe either … weiterlesen…

RFC 1149 – Avian carriers

Network Working Group D. Waitzman Request for Comments: 1149 BBN STC 1 April 1990 A Standard for the Transmission of IP Datagrams on Avian Carriers Status of this Memo This memo describes an experimental method for the encapsulation of IP datagrams in avian carriers. This specification is primarily useful in Metropolitan Area Networks. This is an experimental, not recommended standard. Distribution of this memo is unlimited. Overview and Rational Avian carriers can provide high delay, low throughput, and low altitude service. The … weiterlesen…

100 things you can do with a 300 bauds modem

Put it under a door and you have a Door Stop Attach a stick and you have a Snow Plow Put it on a shelf and you have a Book End Put it on top of some papers and you have a Paper Weight Put some powder in it and it is a Bomb Shell Throw it and it is a Baseball Put a Satellite Dish on it and you have Great TV reception Put some coils in it and you have … weiterlesen…

You Might be Addicted to AOL if…

Tech Support calls You for help. Someone at work tells you a joke and you say LOL You watch T.V. with the closed cationing turned on You have called out someone’s screen name while making love to your significant other. You keep begging your friends to get an account so “we can hang out“ Three words: Carpal tunnel syndrome You want to meet a girl/guy and your first impulse is to turn on your computer you’ve ever gotten onto an airplane just … weiterlesen…