Zum Inhalt springen - Put it under a door and you have a Door Stop
- Attach a stick and you have a Snow Plow
- Put it on a shelf and you have a Book End
- Put it on top of some papers and you have a Paper Weight
- Put some powder in it and it is a Bomb Shell
- Throw it and it is a Baseball
- Put a Satellite Dish on it and you have Great TV reception
- Put some coils in it and you have a great portable heater
- Cut some holes and tell your friends you bought it in Holland
- Attach balloons and it becomes 1 of those things they use to hold Balloons
- Sell it to someone as a universal adapter
- Put a light bulb in it and you have a Decorative Walkway Light
- Use it as a coaster for your favorite drink
- Give it to your Uncle, he’ll find something to do with it
- Hook it on your TV and it is a TV adapter for your Television
- Sell it as a Black Box.
- Save water by putting it in the toilet tank!
- Use it as an anvil
- Isn’t that the age at which you can LEGALLY drink?
- It could be one of those useless props at a school play
- Get a hammer and vent your stress out on it
- Make a few adjustments and turn it into a radio
- Use the parts to make a board game
- Make a Nintendo game out of it
- Put in a processor and sell it as the world’s chunkiest computer
- Take it out when the guests come over and it is a decoration
- Put it on the Christmas tree and it is an Ornament!
- Use it as a Saxophone Damper
- Make it into a parallel port DAC
- Use it to make a model car
- Trade it in for a new life
- Use it as a footrest
- Take it to sports games and have it signed like a baseball
- Pad it, cut it, and you have a new pair of knee-pads
- Isn’t that MTV?
- Use it as a snow sampler
- Attach it to the Principal’s Laptop Computer and say it is a tumor
- Cut some holes in it and use it as a Disk Store
- Sell the parts to a techie nerd and make a lot of money
- Use it to stop your car in an emergency
- Drop it off a boat with a string and it is an anchor
- Use it to scan for fish in a lake
- Make your phone into a speaker phone
- Take it to your next party and it will be the talk of the town
- Sell to the Tabloids and say it is possessed by Elvis
- Use it with your Lego to make a computer
- Bang it on your bald head and instantly grow hair
- Use it as a murder weapon
- Make some adjustments and it is an EPROM programmer
- Give it to Ray Charles and tell him it is endless “Uh, huh”
- Use it to upgrade the warp drive on a constitutional class space vessel
- Attach some strings and use it as a sled
- Attach roll bars and it is a dune buggy
- Use it to keep your dog in place in the yard
- Threaten your little brother with it
- Get all of your friend’s 300BPS modems and make a house out of them all
- Make it into a `Radio Flyer’ by adding wheels and a pole
- Need a quick science project? Bring in your modem!
- Cut a hole and use it as a planter
- Strap it onto your head and pretend that you are Cadet Stimpy
- Get a few lenses, some film, and make a movie camera
- Get a plug, and send some voltage through someone’s modem
- You know how there are `pet rocks’? How about a `pet modem’?
- Throw it out
- Sell it to an idiot for $100 and buy yerself a faster modem
- Put it in the snow and use it as a depth meter
- Stick it on the wall and call it ART
- Use it as a stepping stool
- Put pepper in it and it could be a pepper shaker
- Cut a hole in it and use it as a cereal bowl
- Paint it red play bocce (yard game w/heavy balls)
- If you are Jewish you could strap it on and use it as Tefillin
- If you have a big dog, give it to him as a chew toy
- Cut a hole and put stuff in it
- Put it in the attic and one day, it may be worth MONEY!
- Make a Doll House out of it
- A window box to put flowers in
- Make it into a lantern
- Give it to the neighbors
- Use it as a subject for painting (still life)
- Make it into a tunnel for your slot cars
- Recycle it
- Put it by the door and call it “Matt”
- Throw it in the water and call it “Bob”
- Hang it by the door and call it “Bell”
- Use it as a booster chair
- Throw it in the lake
- Give it to the phone company
- Bury it
- Take it to Florida and sell it
- Shape it into a Wok
- Take it to an antique shop
- Paint it all kinds of colors
- Take it for a walk
- Put it on a hat and say “Well, what did you expect?”
- You know that a penny could kill from the top of the World Trade Centers? Great, THROW THE MODEM!
- Anything that you want to!
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