Zum Inhalt springen - Cannot find REALITY.SYS. Universe halted.
- COFFEE.EXE Missing – Insert Cup and Press Any Key
- Buy a Pentium 586/90 so you can reboot faster.
- 2 + 2 = 5 for extremely large values of 2.
- Computers make very fast, very accurate mistakes.
- Computers are not intelligent. They only think they are.
- My software never has bugs. It just develops random features.
- C:WINDOWS C:WINDOWSGO C:PCCRAWL
- C:DOS C:DOSRUN RUNDOSRUN
- <——– The information went data way ——–
- Best file compression around: “DEL .” = 100% compression
- The Definition of an Upgrade: Take old bugs out, put new ones in.
- BREAKFAST.COM Halted…Cereal Port Not Responding
- The name is Baud…, James Baud.
- BUFFERS=20 FILES=15 2nd down, 4th quarter, 5 yards to go!
- Access denied–nah nah na nah nah!
- C:> Bad command or file name! Go stand in the corner.
- Bad command. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaay…
- Why doesn’t DOS ever say “EXCELLENT command or filename!”
- As a computer, I find your faith in technology amusing.
- Southern DOS: Y’all reckon? (Yep/Nope)
- Backups? We don’ NEED no steenking backups.
- E Pluribus Modem
- >… File not found. Should I fake it? (Y/N)
- Ethernet (n): something used to catch the etherbunny
- A mainframe: The biggest PC peripheral available.
- An errors Impossible! My modem is error correcting.
- CONGRESS.SYS Corrupted: Re-boot Washington D.C (Y/n)?
- Does fuzzy logic tickle?
- A computer’s attention span is as long as it’s power cord.
- 11th commandment – Covet not thy neighbor’s Pentium.
- 24 hours in a day… 24 beers in a case… coincidence?
- Disinformation is not as good as datinformation.
- Windows: Just another pane in the glass.
- SENILE.COM found… Out Of Memory…
- Who’s General Failure & why’s he reading my disk?
- Ultimate office automation: networked coffee.
- RAM disk is not an installation procedure.
- Shell to DOS… Come in DOS, do you copy? Shell to DOS…
- All computers wait at the same speed.
- DEFINITION: Computer – A device designed to speed and automate errors.
- Press <CTRL>-<ALT>-<DEL&> to continue…
- Smash forehead on keyboard to continue…
- Enter any 11-digit prime number to continue…
- ASCII stupid question, get a stupid ANSI!
- E-mail returned to sender — insufficient voltage.
- Help! I’m modeming… and I can’t hang up!!!
- All wiyht. Rho sritched mg kegtops awound?
- Error: Keyboard not attached. Press F1 to continue.
- “640K ought to be enough for anybody.” – Bill Gates, 1981
- DOS Tip #17: Add DEVICE=FNGRCROS.SYS to CONFIG.SYS
- Hidden DOS secret: add BUGS=OFF to your CONFIG.SYS
- Press any key… no, no, no, NOT THAT ONE!
- Press any key to continue or any other key to quit…
- Go ahead, make my data!
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