:-) Your basic smilie. This smilie is used to inflect a sarcastic or joking statement since we can’t hear voice inflection over Unix.
Note: A lot of these can be typed without noses to make midget smilies.
#*) is very drunk #-) what a night! %-) has been staring at a green screen for 15 hours straight %-6 braindead %- has a hangover %-~ Pablo Picasso >>:-1 Klingone >*:DX another clown >- Female >:-> made a really devilish remark >:-< mad >:-I net.startrek >;-> Winky and devil combined. A very lewd remark was just made <:-I a dunce <:I dunce <|-( Chinese and doesn't like these kind of jokes <|-) Chinese (-) needs a hair cut (-: left handed (8-o It's Mr. Bill! (:-& smiley is angry (:-( unsmiley frowning (:-) smiley big-face (:I egghead ( Infinity )8-) scuba smiley big-face ):-( unsmiley big-face ):-) " ) chesire-cat out of Alice in Wonderland *<:-) wearing a Santa Claus Hat *:o) And Bozo the Clown! +-:-) the Pope or holds some other religious office +0:-) the Pope or holds some other religious office +:-) smiley priest ,-) Ditto...but he's winking ,-} wry and winking ,:-) Same thing...other side -:-( (real punk rockers don't smile) -:-) punk rocker .-) one eye only .-] one-eyed smilely 0-) scuba diver 3:[ Mean Pet smilie 3:] cow 3:o[ net.pets 8 :-) wizard 8 :-I net.unix-wizards 8-# Death 8-() stunned 8-) glasses 8-) smiley swimmer 8-| Suspense 8:) gorilla 8:-) glasses on forehead 8:-) little girl 8:o) Mickey Mouse 8d:-) wearing a propeller-cap head :> midget smiley :> - what? :<) from an Ivy League School :< midget unsmiley :< - what? :'-( crying :'-) so happy, s/he is crying :( - Sad :) - Happy :) Midget smilie :*) drunk :* - Kisses :+) big nose :,( - Crying :-! smoker :-#) bushy mustache :-# censored :-#| smiley face with bushy mustache :-$ smiley face with it's mouth wired shut - keeping the secret :-% smiley banker :-& tongue tied. :-& smiley which is tongue-tied :-> hey hey :-> y.a.s. :-< real sad smiley :-(#) wears braces :-(( very frowny :-( boo hoo :-( Frowning smilie. :-)> has a beard :-)) very happy :-)-8 big girl :-)-B very big girl :-) ha ha :-) Comedy :-) Drama :-)= goat´s beard :-)x bow-tie :-)~ drools :-)´ slobbering :-* just ate something sour :-* smiley after eating something bitter :--| Pinoccio :-/ lefty undecided smiley :-/ skeptical :-0 No Yelling! (Quiet Lab) :-0 smiley orator :-1 smiley bland face :-6 smiley after eating something sour :-7 smiley after a wry statement :-8( condescending stare :-9 licking his/her lips :-: Mutant Smilie :-: mutant smiley :- Male :-=) older smiley with mustache :-? smilely smoking a pipe :-@ smiley face screaming :-C really bummed :-D laughing (at you!) :-E Bucktoothed vampire :-F Bucktoothed vampire with one tooth missing :-I hmm :-I Indifferent smilie. Better than a Frowning smilie but not quite as good as a happy smilie :-O uh oh :-P nyah nyah :-Q smoker :-S made an incoherent statement :-T closed - keeping a secret :-W You´re talking great nonsense :-X lips are sealed :-X big bow tie :-[ un-smiley blockhead :-[ vampire :- undecided smiley :-] smiley blockhead :-` smiley spitting out its chewing tobacco :-a lefty smilely touching tongue to nose :-b left-pointing tongue smiley :-c bummed out smiley :-d lefty smiley razzing you :-e disappointed smiley :-i semi-smiley :-j left smiling smilely :-k beats me, looks like something, tho. :-l y. a. s. :-o Uh oh! :-o smiley singing national anthem :-o Surprise :-p smiley sticking its tongue out (at you!) :-q smiley trying to touch its tongue to its nose :-s smiley after a BIZARRE comment :-t cross smiley :-v talking head smiley :-w You´re talking nonsense :-x "my lips are sealed" smiley :-z y.a.c.s. :-{) mustache :-{ mustache :-{ smiley variation on a theme :-{} wears lipstick :-|-B very big girl, that doesn´t like such jokes! :-| "have an ordinary day" smiley :-|| very angry :-} beard :-~) has a cold :-´)8 Marilyn Monroe :-´) has a cold :/7) Cyrano der Bergerac :8) pig ::-) wears normal glasses :=) two noses :@ - what? :C - what? :D - Laughter :I - Hmmm... :O Yelling :Q - what? :[ - Real Downer :] Gleep...a friendly midget smilie who will gladly be your friend :^) smiley with pointy nose (righty) :^) broken nose :_) nose is sliding off of his face :n) smiley with funny-looking right nose :o) a clown :u) smiley with funny-looking left nose :v) broken nose, but it's the other way :v) left-pointing nose smiley :{ - what? :} - What should we call these? (what?) :~-( Smilie crys very hard! :~~ elephant :´-( Smilie has tears in his eyes! :´-) This smilie has tears of laughing in its eyes :´´´-( lots of tears ;-) winking smiley smiley invisible man =):-)= Uncle Sam or Abraham "Abe" Lincoln =) Variation on a theme... =:-( (real punk rockers don't smile) =:-) hosehead =:-) smiley punk-rocker @,-´-,-- a rose, watch out for thorns @:-) turban @:I turban @= pro-nuclear war B-) horn-rims B:-) Sunglasses on head C=:-) cook or chef C=}>;*{)) Mega-Smilie... A drunk, devilish chef with a toupee in an updraft, a mustache, and a double chin E-:-) Ham radio operator E-:-I net.ham-radio K:P little kid with a propeller beenie O :-) an angel (at heart, at least) O |-) net.religion O-) Megaton Man On Patrol! (or scuba diver) P-) pirate X-( just died - net.suicide [:-) wearing a walkman [:-) big eyebrows [:] robot [] - Hugs and ]:-> devil ]:] dog `:-) shaved one of his eyebrows off this morning d8= Your pet beaver is wearing goggles and a hard hat. d:-) wearing a baseball-cap or a hard hat g-) smiley with ponce-nez glasses o-) cyklops o:-) saint {:-) toupee {:-) smiley with its hair parted in the middle |-) hee hee |-D ho ho |-I asleep |-O Birth |-O is yawning/snoring |-P yuk |-| sleeping |I Asleep |^o Snoring || sleeping very deep }:-( Toupee in an updraft }:-) above in an updraft }:^#}) mega-smiley: updrafted bushy-mustached pointy nosed smiley with a double-chin ~~:-( net.flame ´:-/ very skeptical