Date: Sat, 11 Apr 92 4:30:4 EDT Newsgroups: rec.humor.funny From: jon@chopin.udel.edu (Jon Deutsch) Subject: 1-900-ALL-UNIX SunOS% finger deutsch@chopin.udel.edu [chopin.udel.edu] Login name: jon In real life: Jonathan R Deutsch Directory: /home/brahms/usrc/10517 Shell: /bin/tcsh On since Jan 30 16:15:10 on ttypf from chapel-ts4.udel. No unread mail Project: To consult where no man has consulted before. Plan: *+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+* Call 1-900-ALL-UNIX *+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+* Talk 1-on-1 to a REAL Sun workstation. -------------------------------------- -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-= No recordings. No AIX. -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-= It's the REAL THING. Call NOW, they're waiting for YOUR call. _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ *_*_*_*_*_*_*_*_*_*_*_*_*_*_*_*_*_*_*_*_*_*_*_*_*_*_*_*_*_*_*_*_*_*_*_*_*_* "I want to run YOUR process" -- a real Sun workstation "Your login makes me tingly all over" -- another real Sun workstation "I like users with BIG code" -- "Suzan@sun.900.num" "Can you find my cntrl-G spot?" -- "Sherry@sun.900.num" "Lay your 'pipe', I can handle it" -- "Marie@sun.900.num" "I like collecting shells on the boardwalk" -- "Dawn@sun.900.num" _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ *_*_*_*_*_*_*_*_*_*_*_*_*_*_*_*_*_*_*_*_*_*_*_*_*_*_*_*_*_*_*_*_*_*_*_*_*_* CALL NOW!