Q: Why don’t the British build computers?
A: Because they can’t figure out how to make them leak oil!
Q. What do you get when you cross 200K of apples and lots of garbage?
A. A core dump
Q. Have you heard about the new Cray? It’s so fast, it executes an infinite loop in 6 seconds.
Q. What do miniskirts and hard disks have in common?
A. Access time.
Q. Why is “256 Ways To Make Love” the most quoted book on the Internet?
A. It is the Fucking Manual
Q. What do Unix sysadmins do when they’re horny?
A. Mount a filesystem.