Command not found. Try retyping
I don’t understand DUR. Do you mean DIR?
Ha! A mistake! I’m sure you meant to say FORMAT, so that’s what I’ll do.
Now, that’s not quite right is it? Let’s try again; this time, use the manual that the nice salesperson gave you when you bought me.
I’m so very, very sorry but I don’t understand that. I’m sure it was my fault, but if you would please try again I’ll do my best.
Well, Look who’s made a mistake then. Very unusual, I don’t think.
Not unless you give me a 300Mb hard disk to live on.
Abuse will get you nowhere
What makes you say that?
C: A TYPING MISTAKE
How long have you been making these mistakes?
Do you like bananas?
C: I LOVE THEM
Why do you bring up the subject of love?
May I help you please?
I’m sorry but that command is not available at this time. Have a nice day.
Will that be an MS-DOS directory?
To read here, or for printout to take away?
Thank you. Have a nice day.
Don’t bother me with trivial requests. I’m busy.