Anti UNIX from MS-Windows Lusers
If Unix is the answer, then it must have been a stupid question. Unix is the only virus with a command-interface. How can an operating system from 1970 (UNIX) be…
If Unix is the answer, then it must have been a stupid question. Unix is the only virus with a command-interface. How can an operating system from 1970 (UNIX) be…
You press the keys with no effect, Your mode is not correct. The screen blurs, your fingers shake; You forgot to press escape. Can't insert, can't delete, Cursor keys won't…
There are four major species of Unix sysad The Technical Thug. Usually a systems programmer who has been forced into system administration; writes scripts in a polyglot of the Bourne…
rtfm(1) UNIX Programmer's Manual rtfm(1) NAME rtfm - read the fucking manual SYNOPSIS rtfm OPTIONS None, you have to read the manual for an answer. DESCRIPTION Used when lazy people…
LART(1M) MISC. REFERENCE MANUAL PAGES LART(1M) NAME lart - Luser Attitude Readjustment Tool - use a lart to adjust lusers' attitudes SYNOPSIS lart [ -use tool ] [ -bBfFgklp ]…
KNIFE(8) MAINTENANCE COMMANDS KNIFE(8) KNIFE knife, axe, cutter, chainsaw - tools to improve network performance via SNIP SYNOPSIS knife is used to control the network via Sysadmin Network Interrupt Protocol…
HACK(1) User Commands HACK(1) NAME hack - user interface to the HACK protocol (automatically identifying and exploiting weaknesses on a remote host) SYNOPSIS hack [-p] [-l] [-i] [-s minport maxport]…
NOTE: % => user must run C-Shell. $ => user must run Bourne-Shell % rm meese-ethics rm: meese-ethics nonexistent % cd ~god Unknown user: god. % ar…
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