Schlagwort: UNIX

rtfm(1) UNIX Programmer’s Manual rtfm(1) NAME rtfm – read the fucking manual SYNOPSIS rtfm OPTIONS None, you have to read the manual for an answer. DESCRIPTION Used when lazy people ask stupid questions. Normaly cried out in vain. FILES /dev/null ENVIRONMENT Any. SEE ALSO man(1) DIAGNOSTICS Is an diagnostic. Since you are reading this you are getting the idea. BUGS Ha!

LART(1M) MISC. REFERENCE MANUAL PAGES LART(1M) NAME lart – Luser Attitude Readjustment Tool – use a lart to adjust lusers’ attitudes SYNOPSIS lart [ –use tool ] [ –bBfFgklp ] <lusername> DESCRIPTION lart adjusts the attitudes of those pesky, clueless people who rely upon their admins for everything from picking their mice off of the floor to turning on their monitors; namely, the luser(8). Running lart with the appropriate arguments will cause the specified luser to run away screaming in agony. Alternatively, you can make the luser buy you a beer, after killing all of their processes. OPTIONS -use tool Choose your weapon. If this option is not specified, the enviroment variable LART is used. If neither is set, a […]

KNIFE(8) MAINTENANCE COMMANDS KNIFE(8) KNIFE knife, axe, cutter, chainsaw – tools to improve network performance via SNIP SYNOPSIS knife is used to control the network via Sysadmin Network Interrupt Protocol [SNIP]. DESCRIPTION Experience has shown that suitable application of these tools on the network can lead to improved network performance, as busy segments of useless traffic can be isolated from the important stuff (and the rest of the world, for that matter). However, care must be taken, otherwise lusers will be complaining about “network downtime”. knife vs lart(1m) While knife can be used as a replacement for lart(1m), the reverse is not generally true; while blunt trauma works wonders on lusers, it tends to be ineffective on cables. Also, note […]

HACK(1) User Commands HACK(1) NAME hack – user interface to the HACK protocol (automatically identifying and exploiting weaknesses on a remote host) SYNOPSIS hack [-p] [-l] [-i] [-s minport maxport] [-P] [-h] [-w] [-q] [-L] DESCRIPTION The hack command opens a TCP or LBP connection to a remote host with the intention of locating and exploiting that system’s weaknesses using the HACK protocol. hack is particularly useful for users who desire the glory of hacking but cannot or will not learn UNIX. If hack is invoked without the hostname argument, it enters command mode, indicated by its prompt hack&gt;” is invoked with arguments, it performs abreach” command with those arguments. OPTIONS -p Pathetic mode. This assumes that the target host […]