Anti UNIX from MS-Windows Lusers
If Unix is the answer, then it must have been a stupid question. Unix is the only virus with a command-interface. How can an operating system from 1970 (UNIX) be…
Addicted to vi
You press the keys with no effect, Your mode is not correct. The screen blurs, your fingers shake; You forgot to press escape. Can't insert, can't delete, Cursor keys won't…
Geschützt: Know Your UNIX System Administrator
There are four major species of Unix sysad The Technical Thug. Usually a systems programmer who has been forced into system administration; writes scripts in a polyglot of the Bourne…
rtfm (1) manual page
rtfm(1) UNIX Programmer's Manual rtfm(1) NAME rtfm - read the fucking manual SYNOPSIS rtfm OPTIONS None, you have to read the manual for an answer. DESCRIPTION Used when lazy people…
lart (1m) manual page
LART(1M) MISC. REFERENCE MANUAL PAGES LART(1M) NAME lart - Luser Attitude Readjustment Tool - use a lart to adjust lusers' attitudes SYNOPSIS lart [ -use tool ] [ -bBfFgklp ]…
knife (8) manual page
KNIFE(8) MAINTENANCE COMMANDS KNIFE(8) KNIFE knife, axe, cutter, chainsaw - tools to improve network performance via SNIP SYNOPSIS knife is used to control the network via Sysadmin Network Interrupt Protocol…
hack (1) manual page
HACK(1) User Commands HACK(1) NAME hack - user interface to the HACK protocol (automatically identifying and exploiting weaknesses on a remote host) SYNOPSIS hack [-p] [-l] [-i] [-s minport maxport]…
A little UNIX shell humor
NOTE: % => user must run C-Shell. $ => user must run Bourne-Shell % rm meese-ethics rm: meese-ethics nonexistent % cd ~god Unknown user: god. % ar…