CONDOM(1) EUNUCH Programmer's Manual CONDOM(1) NAME condom - Protection against viruses and prevention of child processes SYNOPSIS condom [options] [processid] DESCRIPTION condom provides protection against System Transmitted Viruses (STVs) that…
SEX(6) EUNUCH Programmer's Manual SEX(6) NAME sex - have sex SYNOPSIS sex [ options ] ... [ username ] ... DESCRIPTION sex allows the invoker to have sex with the…
Customer: What is the command that will tell me the revision code of a program? UNIX consul: Yes, that's correct. Customer: No, what is it? UNIX consul: Yes. Customer: So,…
BOSSKILL(8) MAINTENANCE COMMANDS BOSSKILL(8) NAME bosskill - send a signal to your boss, or terminate your boss SYNOPSIS bosskill [ -signal ] bossname DESCRIPTION bosskill sends the TERM (terminate, 15)…
Q: Why don't the British build computers? A: Because they can't figure out how to make them leak oil! Q. What do you get when you cross 200K of…
Alice was reading the message on her monitor and beginning to suspect that everything was not as it should be. “Program too big to fit in memory,” it read.
“Curiouser and curiouser,” she said, “All I did was load fourteen TSRs before starting my word processor. With four megabytes, I wish I could use more than 640K.”
At that moment, a small white consultant (a very white consultant) ran across the room. “Oh my coat and necktie,” he said, “I’m going to be late for my appointment. And at one fifty an hour, too.” Before Alice could say anything, he leaped into her monitor and disappeared behind her operating system.
CTLUSER(8) MAINTENANCE COMMANDS CTLUSER(8) NAME ctluser - control lusers SYNOPSIS ctluser [ -h ] [ -m ] command [ argument... ] DESCRIPTION ctluser sends a message to the control channel…
UNIX ist das Betriebssystem der Zukunft. - Und das schon seit 30 Jahren. Wissenschaftler wollten wissen, ob Computerstrahlung schädlich ist. Sie sperrten drei Ratten mit einem angeschalteten Computer in einen…
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