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CONDOM(1) EUNUCH Programmer's Manual CONDOM(1) NAME condom - Protection against viruses and prevention of child processes SYNOPSIS condom [options] [processid] DESCRIPTION condom provides protection against System Transmitted Viruses (STVs) that…

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Alice in UNIX-Land

Alice was reading the message on her monitor and beginning to suspect that everything was not as it should be. “Program too big to fit in memory,” it read.

“Curiouser and curiouser,” she said, “All I did was load fourteen TSRs before starting my word processor. With four megabytes, I wish I could use more than 640K.”

At that moment, a small white consultant (a very white consultant) ran across the room. “Oh my coat and necktie,” he said, “I’m going to be late for my appointment. And at one fifty an hour, too.” Before Alice could say anything, he leaped into her monitor and disappeared behind her operating system.

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UNIX Witze

UNIX ist das Betriebssystem der Zukunft. - Und das schon seit 30 Jahren. Wissenschaftler wollten wissen, ob Computerstrahlung schädlich ist. Sie sperrten drei Ratten mit einem angeschalteten Computer in einen…

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