The Devil and WM Webster

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Springfield, Massachusetts

WM, publishers of the first American English Dictionary have announced a breakthrough using Trusted MegoPosh computer technology.

The new AutoRight(tm) software announced by MegoPosh CEO Bill Heaps last week has enabled WM to rapidly file for copyright and trademark protection for every individual word of American English, as well as every possible combination of 1-128 words with which sentences, clauses and phrases are constructed.

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CONDOM(1) EUNUCH Programmer's Manual CONDOM(1) NAME condom - Protection against viruses and prevention of child processes SYNOPSIS condom [options] [processid] DESCRIPTION condom provides protection against System Transmitted Viruses (STVs) that…

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Core Dumped Blues

Well, my terminal’s locked up, and I ain’t got any Mail,
And I can’t recall the last time that my program didn’t fail;
I’ve got stacks in my structs, I’ve got arrays in my queues,
I’ve got the : Segmentation violation — Core dumped blues.

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