UNIX: who(1)’s on what(1)?
Customer: What is the command that will tell me the revision code of a program? UNIX consul: Yes, that's correct. Customer: No, what is it? UNIX consul: Yes. Customer: So,…
bosskill (8) manual page
BOSSKILL(8) MAINTENANCE COMMANDS BOSSKILL(8) NAME bosskill - send a signal to your boss, or terminate your boss SYNOPSIS bosskill [ -signal ] bossname DESCRIPTION bosskill sends the TERM (terminate, 15)…
Star Trek: Betatester
Sternzeit 1995: Das Raumflottenkommando der Sternenföderation hat Captain Kirk und seine Besatzung vom Raumschiff Enterprise beauftragt, das zukunftsträchtige Antriebssystem “Windows 98” zu testen. Hier die letzten Einträge im Logbuch der Enterprise…
Kirk: “Sulu, Kurs nehmen auf Diskettenlaufwerk. Scotty, richten Sie die Festplatte auf das neue Aggregat ‘Windows 95’ ein. Chekov, Installationsdisketten bereithalten. Wir haben ein kompliziertes Manöver vor uns.”
Scotty: “Aber Captain, möchten Sie das System wirklich erneuern? Wenn wir Windows-Codein eine echte 32-Bit-Multitasking-Umgebung implementieren, riskieren wir eine Materie-Antimaterie-Explosion!”
Kirk: “Das war ein Befehl, Scotty!”
Scotty: “Aye, Captain, aber das System ist noch nicht ausgereift und benötigt mindestens noch einen weiteren Betatest.”
Some Funny Questions and Answers
Q: Why don't the British build computers? A: Because they can't figure out how to make them leak oil! Q. What do you get when you cross 200K of…
‘Twas The Night Before Startup
‘Twas the night before startup
and all through the house
not a program was working,
there clicked not a mouse.
The users were nestled all snug in their beds
with visions of systems alive in their heads.
The programmers slumped round their screens in despair
and felt that a miracle now would be fair.
Alice in UNIX-Land
Alice was reading the message on her monitor and beginning to suspect that everything was not as it should be. “Program too big to fit in memory,” it read.
“Curiouser and curiouser,” she said, “All I did was load fourteen TSRs before starting my word processor. With four megabytes, I wish I could use more than 640K.”
At that moment, a small white consultant (a very white consultant) ran across the room. “Oh my coat and necktie,” he said, “I’m going to be late for my appointment. And at one fifty an hour, too.” Before Alice could say anything, he leaped into her monitor and disappeared behind her operating system.
ctluser (8) manual page
CTLUSER(8) MAINTENANCE COMMANDS CTLUSER(8) NAME ctluser - control lusers SYNOPSIS ctluser [ -h ] [ -m ] command [ argument... ] DESCRIPTION ctluser sends a message to the control channel…
Y0K Problem
Introduction
A very important Latin email dating from the year 2BC has been discovered hanging from a cold, dark, undiscovered strand of the world wide web. Archaeological experts at a prestigious London university have confirmed its authenticity. The world’s best Latin scholars have colloborated to provide the following translation, and have requested immediate world-wide distribution of this important document.
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