During a particularly long and painful about of REGRESSION TESTING our application software, my buddies and I came up with this list of other types of testing we’d like not to see:
AGRESSION TESTING: If this doesn’t work, I’m gonna kill somebody.
COMPRSSION TESTING: 
CONFESSION TESTING: Okay, Okay, I did program that bug.
CONGRSSIONAL TESTING: Are you now, or have you ever been a bug?
DEPRESSION TESTING: If this doesn’t work, I’m gonna kill myself.
EGRESSION TESTING: Uh-oh, a bug… I’m outta here.
DIGRESSION TESTING: Well, it works, but can I tell you about my truck…
EXPRESSION TESTING: #@%^&*!!!, a bug.
OBSESSION TESTING: I’ll find this bug if it’s the last thing I do.
OPRESSION TESTING: Test this now!
POISSION TESTING: Alors! Regardez le poission!
REPRESSION TESTING: It’s not a bug, it’s a feature.
SECCESSION TESTING: The bug is dead! Long lives the bug!
SUGGESTION TESTING: Well, it works but wouldn’t it be better if…