Feudalherrschaft

Du besitzt zwei Kühe. Dein Lehnsherr erhält etwas von der Milch.

Sozialismus

Du besitzt zwei Kühe. Eine Kuh musst du deinem Nachbarn abgeben.

Kommunismus

Du besitzt zwei Kühe. Die Regierung nimmt dir beide weg und verkauft dir die Milch.

Liberalismus

Du besitzt zwei Kühe. Die Regierung nimmt dir beide weg und schenkt dir die Milch.

Nationalsozialismus

Du besitzt zwei Kühe. Die Regierung nimmt dir beide weg und erschießt dich.

Bürokratismus

Du besitzt zwei Kühe. Die Regierung nimmt dir beide Kühe weg und schlachtet eine Kuh ab. Die andere wird gemolken und die Milch vernichtet.

Kapitalismus

Du besitzt zwei Kühe. Du verkaufst eine und kaufst dafür einen Bullen.

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Feudalism

You have two cows. Your lord takes some of the milk.

Pure Socialism

You have two cows. The government takes them and puts them in a barn with everyone else’s cows. You have to take care of all of the cows. The government gives you as much milk as you need.

Bureaucratic Socialism

You have two cows. The government takes them and put them in a barn with everyone else’s cows. They are cared for by ex-chicken farmers. You have to take care of the chickens the government took from the chicken farmers. The government gives you as much milk and eggs as the regulations say you need.

Facism

You have two cows. The government takes both, hires you to take care of them and sells you the milk.

Pure Communism

You have two cows. Your neighbors help you take care of them, and you all share the milk.

Russian Communism

You have two cows. You have to take care of them, but the government takes all the milk.

Cambodian Communism

You have two cows. The government takes both of them and shoots you.

Dictatorship

You have two cows. The government takes both and drafts you.

Pure Democracy

You have two cows. Your neighbors decide who gets the milk.

Representative Democracy

You have two cows. Your neighbors pick someone to tell you who gets the milk.

Bureaucracy

You have two cows. At first the government regulates what you can feed them and when you can milk them. Then it pays you not to milk them. Then it takes both, shoots one, milks the other and pours the milk down the drain. Then it requires you to fill out forms accounting for the missing cows.

Pure Anarchy

You have two cows. Either you sell the milk at a fair price or your neighbors try to take the cows and kill you.

Libertarian/Anarcho-Capitalism

You have two cows. You sell one and buy a bull.

Surrealism

You have two giraffes. The government requires you to take harmonica lessons.