Bedeutender Schriftsteller
Es war einmal ein junger Mann, der in seiner Jugend den Wunsch äußerte einer der größten Autoren der Welt zu werden. Gefragt, was er denn unter "groß" verstünde, sagte er:"Ich…
Windows 95 versus Jesus Christ
If you have half a brain, you can’t help but notice the throng of publications, analists and net users declaring Windows 95 the Saviour of the Computer Industry. If you have less than half a brain, you probably believe it. Could it be?
Let’s compare Windows 95 against a widely-accepted Saviour, Jesus of Nazareth.
Star Trek: What if Data were Microsoft compatible?
WORF “Captain, there are three Romulan warships uncloaking dead ahead.”
PICARD “On screen.”
The main viewing screen changes to a pattern of horizontal lines, each only a single pixel wide.
PICARD “Data, what’s wrong here?”
DATA “Captain, the main viewscreen does not have sufficient video memory to display an image of this size. May I suggest that you select a lower resolution?”
Star Trek: The MS Federation
Ever wonder what "Star Trek: The Next Generation" would be like in a future where Microsoft continued to dominate the software market? These are some scenarios that I came up…
Top 10 abgelehnte kostenlose Microsoft Hotlines
#10 +49-800-927-0470 (+49-800-WAS-IS) #9 +49-800-434-0934 (+49-800-GEH-WEG) #8 +49-800-380-3663 (+49-800-DU-DOOF) #7 +49-800-382-4783 (+49-800-DU-BIST-DUMM) #6 +49-800-424-2468 (+49-800-ICH-BIN-TAUB) #5 +49-800-385-6737 (+49-800-DU-LOSER) #4 +49-800-722-5477 (+49-800-SACKGASSE) #3 +49-800-677-7846 (+49-800-MS-STINKT) #2 +49-800-434-9874 (+49-800-GEH-ZUR-HOELLE) Und die Nummer…
The Last Holdout on Windows 95
There was a knock on the door. It was the man from Microsoft. "Not you again," I said. "Sorry," he said, a little sheepishly. "I guess you know why I'm…
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