Anti UNIX from MS-Windows Lusers
If Unix is the answer, then it must have been a stupid question. Unix is the only virus with a command-interface. How can an operating system from 1970 (UNIX) be…
If Unix is the answer, then it must have been a stupid question. Unix is the only virus with a command-interface. How can an operating system from 1970 (UNIX) be…
You press the keys with no effect, Your mode is not correct. The screen blurs, your fingers shake; You forgot to press escape. Can't insert, can't delete, Cursor keys won't…
Tech Support calls You for help. Someone at work tells you a joke and you say LOL You watch T.V. with the closed cationing turned on You have called out…
Top 10 signs you're answering a bad technical support call #10 You: "Point your mouse cursor to the Start button and click on it, then select Settings, then Control Panel.…
Support Fees Calling me with a question: $10 Calling me with a stupid question: $20 Calling me with a stupid question you can't quite articulate: $30 Implying I'm incompetent because…
There are four major species of Unix sysad The Technical Thug. Usually a systems programmer who has been forced into system administration; writes scripts in a polyglot of the Bourne…
8:05am User called to say they forgot password. Told them to use password retrieval utility called FDISK. Blissfully ignorant, they thank me and hang up. God, we let the people…
Uh-oh... Shit!! What the hell!? Go get your backup tape. (You do have a backup tape?) That's SOOOOO bizarre. Wow!! Look at this... Hey!! The suns don't do this. Terminated??!…
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