Netzwerkstörungen
Ein System-Administrator erhält von einer Firma die Beschwerde, dass ihr Netzwerk öfters zusammenbricht. Und zwar immer freitags zwischen 13.40 und 14.00. Jede Woche das gleiche, man kann die Uhr danach stellen.
Ein System-Administrator erhält von einer Firma die Beschwerde, dass ihr Netzwerk öfters zusammenbricht. Und zwar immer freitags zwischen 13.40 und 14.00. Jede Woche das gleiche, man kann die Uhr danach stellen.
In the beginning, God created the bit. And the bit was a zero; nothing. On the first day, He toggled the 0 to 1, and the Universe was. (In those…
The biggest Lies Three Biggest Software Lies The program is fully tested and bug free. We're working on the documentation. Of course we can modify it. Three Biggest Hardware Lies…
LUSER(8) MAINTENANCE COMMANDS LUSER(8) NAME luser - process to control the clueless induviduals who (mis)use computer systems, peripheral devices and system administrators. Word play on "loser" and "user". SYNOPSIS luser…
USER-FRIENDLY C: DUR Command not found. Try retyping USER-HELPFUL C: DUR I don't understand DUR. Do you mean DIR? USER-UNFRIENDLY C: DUR C: DUR C: DUR C: DUR USER-HOSTILE C:…
Some Important Theological Questions are Answered if we think of God as a Computer Programmer.
Q: Does God control everything that happens in my life?
A: He could, if he used the debugger, but it’s tedious to step through all those variables.
UUBP(5) FILE FORMATS UUBP(5) NAME uubp - Unix-to-Unix beer protocol SYNOPSIS uubp [-acefghlqy] site DESCRIPTION uupb allows the user to transfer beer, ale, or other fermented grain beverages between network…
In the beginning there was the computer. And God said: % Let there be light! Login: God Password: Omniscient Login incorrect. Try again. Password: Omnipotent Login incorrect. Try again. Password:…
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