The Ten Comandments for C Programmers
Thou shalt run lint frequently and study its pronouncements with care, for verily its perception and judgement oft exceed thine. Thou shalt not follow the NULL pointer, for chaos and…
Declaration of a Software Professional
/* Declaration of a Software Professional */ class CSoftwareProfessional { private: double salary; long lunches; float jobs; char unstable; void * work; private: complex UpdateSkills(); long DownloadPictures(); long PlayNetworkGames(CSoftwareProfessional&OtherProfessional); public:…
C+- (pronounced “C More or Less”)
Unlike C++, C+- is a subject oriented language. Each C+- class instance known as a subject, holds hidden members, known as prejudices or undeclared preferences, which are impervious preferences, which are impervious to outside messages, as well as public members known as boasts or claims. The following C operators are overridden as shown:
> better than
< worse than
> much better than
<< forget it
! not on your life
== comparable, other things being equal
Software Metrics
The software engineering community has been placing a great deal of emphasis lately on metrics and their use in software development. The following metrics are probably among the most valuable…
One Hundred Uses for AOL Disks
Mini cutting board (great for the office or the car, use metal door for knife). Attach it to a ruler and presto! - you've got a fly swatter. Construct a…
Undocumented Windows 95 errors
The following is a list of undocumented Windows 95 error codes which somehow got overlooked when printing the documentation. WinErr 001: Windows loaded - System in danger WinErr 002: No Error -…
Modem Taglines
.Sig! .Sig a .Sog! .Sig it loud! .Sig it .Strog! -- Karen Carpenter with a head cold And we'll have fun, fun, fun `till Daddy takes the Modem away! 2…
sex (6) manual page
SEX(6) EUNUCH Programmer's Manual SEX(6) NAME sex - have sex SYNOPSIS sex [ options ] ... [ username ] ... DESCRIPTION sex allows the invoker to have sex with the…