UNIX: who(1)’s on what(1)?
Customer: What is the command that will tell me the revision code of a program? UNIX consul: Yes, that's correct. Customer: No, what is it? UNIX consul: Yes. Customer: So,…
Customer: What is the command that will tell me the revision code of a program? UNIX consul: Yes, that's correct. Customer: No, what is it? UNIX consul: Yes. Customer: So,…
BOSSKILL(8) MAINTENANCE COMMANDS BOSSKILL(8) NAME bosskill - send a signal to your boss, or terminate your boss SYNOPSIS bosskill [ -signal ] bossname DESCRIPTION bosskill sends the TERM (terminate, 15)…
Q: Why don't the British build computers? A: Because they can't figure out how to make them leak oil! Q. What do you get when you cross 200K of…
‘Twas the night before startup
and all through the house
not a program was working,
there clicked not a mouse.
The users were nestled all snug in their beds
with visions of systems alive in their heads.
The programmers slumped round their screens in despair
and felt that a miracle now would be fair.
Alice was reading the message on her monitor and beginning to suspect that everything was not as it should be. “Program too big to fit in memory,” it read.
“Curiouser and curiouser,” she said, “All I did was load fourteen TSRs before starting my word processor. With four megabytes, I wish I could use more than 640K.”
At that moment, a small white consultant (a very white consultant) ran across the room. “Oh my coat and necktie,” he said, “I’m going to be late for my appointment. And at one fifty an hour, too.” Before Alice could say anything, he leaped into her monitor and disappeared behind her operating system.
CTLUSER(8) MAINTENANCE COMMANDS CTLUSER(8) NAME ctluser - control lusers SYNOPSIS ctluser [ -h ] [ -m ] command [ argument... ] DESCRIPTION ctluser sends a message to the control channel…
Introduction
A very important Latin email dating from the year 2BC has been discovered hanging from a cold, dark, undiscovered strand of the world wide web. Archaeological experts at a prestigious London university have confirmed its authenticity. The world’s best Latin scholars have colloborated to provide the following translation, and have requested immediate world-wide distribution of this important document.
Picard: "Mr. LaForge, hatten Sie Erfolg mit Ihren Versuchen, eine Schwachstelle des Borg zu finden? Und Mr. Data, hatten Sie Erfolg, Zugriff auf dessen Kommandoablauf zu bekommen?" Geordi: "Ja, Captain.…
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