What if Dr. Seuss did technical writing?
(You really have to read this one out loud to appreciate it) If a packet hits a pocket on a socket on a port, and the bus is interrupted as…
(You really have to read this one out loud to appreciate it) If a packet hits a pocket on a socket on a port, and the bus is interrupted as…
Put it under a door and you have a Door Stop Attach a stick and you have a Snow Plow Put it on a shelf and you have a Book…
Cannot find REALITY.SYS. Universe halted. COFFEE.EXE Missing - Insert Cup and Press Any Key Buy a Pentium 586/90 so you can reboot faster. 2 + 2 = 5 for extremely…
Path: athena.cs.uga.edu!emory!ogicse!uwm.edu!cs.utexas.edu!uunet!looking!funny-request From: denelsbe@cs.unc.edu (Kevin Denelsbeck) Newsgroups: rec.humor.funny Subject: Lessons Learned From Comp 4 Keywords: computer, funny Message-ID: [S317.5889@looking.on.ca] Date: 17 Oct 91 10:30:04 GMT Lines: 97 Approved: funny@looking.on.ca I…
BABY(1) USER COMMANDS BABY(1) NAME baby - create new process from two parent processes SYNOPSIS baby sex [ name ] SYSTEM V SYNOPSIS /usr/5bin/baby [ -sex ] [ -name ]…
A computer was something on TV from a science fiction show of note and windows were something you hated to clean and ram, the cousin of a goat. Meg was…
DREAM(1l) USER COMMANDS DREAM(1l) NAME dream - suspend execution for an interval while executing random code in memory SYNOPSIS dream [-d][[-nrRsw] [time]] DESCRIPTION dream suspends execution of the current process…
#10 Du musst in den nächsten 2 Minuten eine E-Mail an deinen Chef schicken, aber du musst vorher noch deinen Computer starten und der läuft mit Windows NT. #9 Du besitzt…
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