The Last Holdout on Windows 95
There was a knock on the door. It was the man from Microsoft. "Not you again," I said. "Sorry," he said, a little sheepishly. "I guess you know why I'm…
If Microsoft was Headquartered in South Georgia
Ways things would be different if Microsoft was headquartered in South Georgia Their #1 product would be Microsoft Winders Instead of an hourglass icon, you'd get an empty beer bottle…
Zufall? Zahlenmystik mit Bill Gates
Der wahre Name von "dem" Bill Gates ist William Henry Gates III. Heutzutage ist er gut bekannt als Bill Gates (III) Durch Umwandlung der Buchstaben seines aktuellen Namens in die…
Anti UNIX from MS-Windows Lusers
If Unix is the answer, then it must have been a stupid question. Unix is the only virus with a command-interface. How can an operating system from 1970 (UNIX) be…
Bill Gates Quotes
"I don't have any evidence of that... Just in terms of allocation of time resources, religion is not very efficient. There's alot more I could be doing on a Sunday…
How did the chicken cross the road
NT Chicken Will cross the road in June. No, August. September for sure. OS/2 Chicken It crossed the road in style years ago, but it was so quiet that nobody…
Undocumented Windows 95 errors
The following is a list of undocumented Windows 95 error codes which somehow got overlooked when printing the documentation. WinErr 001: Windows loaded - System in danger WinErr 002: No Error -…