Betreff: Weihnachtsgeld
Laut Verfügung der Geschäftsleitung wird das Weihnachtsgeld in diesem Jahr nicht durch Bargeld, sondern in Sachwerten vergütet, was in Form von Büchern geschehen soll. Diese Maßnahme ist mit dem Betriebsrat…
Laut Verfügung der Geschäftsleitung wird das Weihnachtsgeld in diesem Jahr nicht durch Bargeld, sondern in Sachwerten vergütet, was in Form von Büchern geschehen soll. Diese Maßnahme ist mit dem Betriebsrat…
In order for UNIX(tm) to survive into the nineties, it must get rid of its intimidating commands and outmoded jargon, and become compatible with the existing standards of our day. To this end, our technicians have come up with a new version of UNIX, System VI, for use by the PC – that is, the “Politically Correct.”
Politically Correct UNIX(tm)
System VI Release notes
Last night I dreamed that the Real World had adopted the "Unix Philosophy." I went to a fast-food place for lunch. When I arrived, I found that the menu had…
In the beginning there was the computer. And God said % Let there be light! Enter user id. % God Enter password. % Omniscient Password incorrect. Try again. % Omnipotent…
If Unix is the answer, then it must have been a stupid question. Unix is the only virus with a command-interface. How can an operating system from 1970 (UNIX) be…
You press the keys with no effect, Your mode is not correct. The screen blurs, your fingers shake; You forgot to press escape. Can't insert, can't delete, Cursor keys won't…
Tech Support calls You for help. Someone at work tells you a joke and you say LOL You watch T.V. with the closed cationing turned on You have called out…
Top 10 signs you're answering a bad technical support call #10 You: "Point your mouse cursor to the Start button and click on it, then select Settings, then Control Panel.…
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