Wenn Betriebssysteme Fluggesellschaften wären
DOS-Airlines Alle schieben das Flugzeug an bis es abhebt. Dann springen alle auf und lassen das Flugzeug trudeln bis es wieder auf den Boden schlägt. Dann schieben wieder alle an,…
Operating System for your Brain
Windows for brains You think about one of any number of things at anyone time but only for a short amount of time because then your mind goes blank as…
True History Of The Net
[Key Players and Terms identified at end]
First there was God. He was quite lonely so he created Dennis.
Dennis was unimpressed with God.
So,… God created Brian.
But, Brian got bored with God.
So Brian and Dennis started playing, and they created C. God saw C, and saw that it was good. So he decided to let Brian and Dennis play some more.
Anti UNIX from MS-Windows Lusers
If Unix is the answer, then it must have been a stupid question. Unix is the only virus with a command-interface. How can an operating system from 1970 (UNIX) be…
Linux Sprüche
(Linux...) Hält, was andere versprechen. Computer würden LINUX kaufen. Lieber ein Pinguin der läuft, als ein Fenster, das hängt... Linux - Wer ehrlich ist zeigt seine Quellen! Linux - damit…