Windows 95 versus Jesus Christ
If you have half a brain, you can’t help but notice the throng of publications, analists and net users declaring Windows 95 the Saviour of the Computer Industry. If you have less than half a brain, you probably believe it. Could it be?
Let’s compare Windows 95 against a widely-accepted Saviour, Jesus of Nazareth.
Star Trek: What if Data were Microsoft compatible?
WORF “Captain, there are three Romulan warships uncloaking dead ahead.”
PICARD “On screen.”
The main viewing screen changes to a pattern of horizontal lines, each only a single pixel wide.
PICARD “Data, what’s wrong here?”
DATA “Captain, the main viewscreen does not have sufficient video memory to display an image of this size. May I suggest that you select a lower resolution?”
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