Top ten signs that you’re a VAX geek

Key traits identifying individuals tendencies towards abnormal preoccupation with VAX computer systems. When talking about building software you make reference to compilation times in weeks and days instead of minutes and seconds. You stopped purchasing new furniture when you realized that your computers work just as well. Your electricity bill is more than your monthly rent payment. You’ve been hospitalized with muscle strain injuries after performing some routine hardware maintenance on your computer. You don’t have an SO, but it’s okay because … weiterlesen…

The Ten Comandments for C Programmers

Thou shalt run lint frequently and study its pronouncements with care, for verily its perception and judgement oft exceed thine. Thou shalt not follow the NULL pointer, for chaos and madness await thee at its end. Thou shalt cast all function arguments to the expected type if they are not of that type already, even when thou art convinced that this is unnecessary, lest they take cruel vengeance upon thee when thou least expect it. If thy header files fail to declare … weiterlesen…