‘Twas the Night Before Christmas – mit Übersetzung
'Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the house Not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse; The stockings were hung by the chimney with care, In hopes…
‘Twas The Night Before Christmas – Microsoft Version
'Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the house Not a creature was stirring, except Papa's mouse. The computer was humming, the icons were hopping, As Papa did last…
‘Twas The Day After Christmas
'Twas the day after Christmas and all through the house Children sat slack-jawed, bored on the couch. Wrappings and toys littered the floor, An incredible mess that I did abhor.…
‘Twas The Night Before Christmas – Technical Version
'Twas the nocturnal segment of the diurnal period preceding the annual Yuletide celebration, and throughout our place of residence, kinetic activity was not in evidence among the possessors of this…
Politically Correct Santa
'Twas the night before Christmas and santa's a wreck... How to live in a world that's politically correct? His workers no longer would answer to "Elves", "Vertically challenged" they were…
‘Twas The Night Before Startup
‘Twas the night before startup
and all through the house
not a program was working,
there clicked not a mouse.
The users were nestled all snug in their beds
with visions of systems alive in their heads.
The programmers slumped round their screens in despair
and felt that a miracle now would be fair.
‘Twas The Night Before Christmas – NASA-style
'Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the stars Not a creature was stirring, not even on Mars. The space boots were hung by the airlock with care, In…