C Song (Bohemian Rhapsody)

Gesungen zur Musik : Is this the real world? Is this just fantasy? Caught in a LAN-slide No ESC to reality. open(2) your files, Look after your while()s in C; Its just a cheap toy, but dearer than Symphony(tm) With it’s wheezy cough, noisy beep Address clash, little sleep Anything but Windows(tm), Nothing beats class lib’ries to me, To me. Mama, Just killed a RAM Got some static on its pins, Now I don’t see the dust bin, Mama, ‘Write’ had just … weiterlesen…

Write in C (Let it be)

Gesungen zu : When I find my code in tons of trouble, Friends and colleagues come to me, Speaking words of wisdom: “Write in C.” As the deadline fast approaches, And bugs are all that I can see, Somewhere, someone whispers “Write in C.” Write in C, write in C, Write in C, write in C. LISP is dead and buried, Write in C. I used to write a lot of FORTRAN, for science it worked flawlessly, Try using it for graphics! … weiterlesen…