C Song (Bohemian Rhapsody)

Gesungen zur Musik : Is this the real world? Is this just fantasy? Caught in a LAN-slide No ESC to reality. open(2) your files, Look after your while()s in C; Its just a cheap toy, but dearer than Symphony(tm) With it’s wheezy cough, noisy beep Address clash, little sleep Anything but Windows(tm), Nothing beats class lib’ries to me, To me. Mama, Just killed a RAM Got some static on its pins, Now I don’t see the dust bin, Mama, ‘Write’ had just been run, But now I’ve got to throw it all away Mama, ooooooh, Didn’t mean to make it fry If I’ve no stack to overflow tomorrow, Carry one, carry one, ‘Cause there’s nothing like class lib’ries. Too late, […]

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Write in C (Let it be)

Gesungen zu : When I find my code in tons of trouble, Friends and colleagues come to me, Speaking words of wisdom: “Write in C.” As the deadline fast approaches, And bugs are all that I can see, Somewhere, someone whispers “Write in C.” Write in C, write in C, Write in C, write in C. LISP is dead and buried, Write in C. I used to write a lot of FORTRAN, for science it worked flawlessly, Try using it for graphics! Write in C. If you’ve just spent nearly 30 hours Debugging some assembly, Soon you will be glad to Write in C. Write in C, write in C, Write In C, yeah, write in C. Only wimps use […]

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