Politically Correct Santa

'Twas the night before Christmas and santa's a wreck... How to live in a world that's politically correct? His workers no longer would answer to "Elves", "Vertically challenged" they were…

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Politically correct UNIX

In order for UNIX(tm) to survive into the nineties, it must get rid of its intimidating commands and outmoded jargon, and become compatible with the existing standards of our day.…

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Things to say at work

I can see your point, but I still think you're full of shit. I don't know what your problem is, but I'll bet it's hard to pronounce. How about never?…

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Rightsizing The North Pole, Inc.

Seasons Greetings, The usual large flamboyant typeface associated with the seasons greetings has been downsized this year commensurate with the trend toward corporate downsizing. [And the fact that SMTP does…

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Software Metrics

The software engineering community has been placing a great deal of emphasis lately on metrics and their use in software development. The following metrics are probably among the most valuable…

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Sprüche

Deutsche Sprüche Abenteuer sind vor allen Dingen am Abend teuer. Abführmittel aus Eisen? (Handschellen) Agenten sind Vampire mit Telephon --unbekannter Redakteur Ähhh...bin...ähh...mental gut drauf. --B. Becker Air conditioned Environment -Do…

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Thoughts – Gedankenspiele

Back Up My Hard Drive? How do I Put it in Reverse? I just got lost in thought. It was unfamiliar territory. Everyone has a photographic memory. Some don't have…

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