Drug Dealers vs. Software Developers
Drug dealers Software developers Refer to their clients as "users" Refer to their clients as "users" "The first one's free!" "Download a free trial version..." Have important South-East Asian connections…
Drug dealers Software developers Refer to their clients as "users" Refer to their clients as "users" "The first one's free!" "Download a free trial version..." Have important South-East Asian connections…
Thou shalt run lint frequently and study its pronouncements with care, for verily its perception and judgement oft exceed thine. Thou shalt not follow the NULL pointer, for chaos and…
/* Declaration of a Software Professional */ class CSoftwareProfessional { private: double salary; long lunches; float jobs; char unstable; void * work; private: complex UpdateSkills(); long DownloadPictures(); long PlayNetworkGames(CSoftwareProfessional&OtherProfessional); public:…
Unlike C++, C+- is a subject oriented language. Each C+- class instance known as a subject, holds hidden members, known as prejudices or undeclared preferences, which are impervious preferences, which are impervious to outside messages, as well as public members known as boasts or claims. The following C operators are overridden as shown:
> better than
< worse than
> much better than
<< forget it
! not on your life
== comparable, other things being equal
The software engineering community has been placing a great deal of emphasis lately on metrics and their use in software development. The following metrics are probably among the most valuable…
Mini cutting board (great for the office or the car, use metal door for knife). Attach it to a ruler and presto! - you've got a fly swatter. Construct a…
The following is a list of undocumented Windows 95 error codes which somehow got overlooked when printing the documentation. WinErr 001: Windows loaded - System in danger WinErr 002: No Error -…
The group shared their favorites. Windows that crack or melt into a slag heap. The MacIntosh IBM DOS emulator that, when fired up, begins to put up a zippy MacIntosh…
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