If Microsoft was Headquartered in South Georgia

Ways things would be different if Microsoft was headquartered in South Georgia Their #1 product would be Microsoft Winders Instead of an hourglass icon, you’d get an empty beer bottle Occasionally you’d bring up a window that was covered with a Hefty bag Dialog boxes would give you the choice of “Ahh-ight” or “Naw” Instead of “Ta-Da!”, the opening sound would be Dueling Banjos The “Recycle Bin” in Winders ’95 would be an outhouse Whenever you pulled up the Sound Player you’d hear a digitized drunk redneck yelling “Freebird!” Instead of “Start Me Up”, the Winders ’95 theme song would be Achy-Breaky Heart PowerPoint would be named “ParPawnt” Microsoft’s programming tools would be “Vishul Basic” and “Vishul C++” Winders 95 […]