Barbie and Ken’s Letter to Santa Claus

Barbie’s Letter to Santa Dear Santa, Listen you fat troll, I’ve been saving your ass every year, being the perfect Christmas Present, wearing skimpy bathing suits in December and dressing in fake Chanel at sappy tea parties. I hate to break it to ya’, Santa, but it’s payback time. There had better be some changes around here, or I’m gonna call for a nation wide meltdown, and trust me, you don’t wanna be around to smell it. These are my demands for … weiterlesen…