sex (6) manual page
SEX(6) EUNUCH Programmer's Manual SEX(6) NAME sex - have sex SYNOPSIS sex [ options ] ... [ username ] ... DESCRIPTION sex allows the invoker to have sex with the…
UNIX: who(1)’s on what(1)?
Customer: What is the command that will tell me the revision code of a program? UNIX consul: Yes, that's correct. Customer: No, what is it? UNIX consul: Yes. Customer: So,…
bosskill (8) manual page
BOSSKILL(8) MAINTENANCE COMMANDS BOSSKILL(8) NAME bosskill - send a signal to your boss, or terminate your boss SYNOPSIS bosskill [ -signal ] bossname DESCRIPTION bosskill sends the TERM (terminate, 15)…
Alice in UNIX-Land
Alice was reading the message on her monitor and beginning to suspect that everything was not as it should be. “Program too big to fit in memory,” it read.
“Curiouser and curiouser,” she said, “All I did was load fourteen TSRs before starting my word processor. With four megabytes, I wish I could use more than 640K.”
At that moment, a small white consultant (a very white consultant) ran across the room. “Oh my coat and necktie,” he said, “I’m going to be late for my appointment. And at one fifty an hour, too.” Before Alice could say anything, he leaped into her monitor and disappeared behind her operating system.
ctluser (8) manual page
CTLUSER(8) MAINTENANCE COMMANDS CTLUSER(8) NAME ctluser - control lusers SYNOPSIS ctluser [ -h ] [ -m ] command [ argument... ] DESCRIPTION ctluser sends a message to the control channel…
UNIX Witze
UNIX ist das Betriebssystem der Zukunft. - Und das schon seit 30 Jahren. Wissenschaftler wollten wissen, ob Computerstrahlung schädlich ist. Sie sperrten drei Ratten mit einem angeschalteten Computer in einen…
Linux Sprüche
(Linux...) Hält, was andere versprechen. Computer würden LINUX kaufen. Lieber ein Pinguin der läuft, als ein Fenster, das hängt... Linux - Wer ehrlich ist zeigt seine Quellen! Linux - damit…
Call 1-900-ALL-UNIX
Date: Sat, 11 Apr 92 4:30:4 EDT Newsgroups: rec.humor.funny From: jon@chopin.udel.edu (Jon Deutsch) Subject: 1-900-ALL-UNIX SunOS% finger deutsch@chopin.udel.edu [chopin.udel.edu] Login name: jon In real life: Jonathan R Deutsch Directory: /home/brahms/usrc/10517…