DREAM(1l) USER COMMANDS DREAM(1l) NAME dream – suspend execution for an interval while executing random code in memory SYNOPSIS dream [-d][[-nrRsw] [time]] DESCRIPTION dream suspends execution of the current process for time seconds, while simulating a dream sequence by executing random segments of code in memory. All devices are paralyzed (blocked) to prevent dangerous side-effects. The options are as follows: -d daydream. code seems to be more related to the actual suspended process, and suspension will be for a limited amount of time. Attention can be restored by snapping fingers next to keyboard. -n nightmare. Repeated references to the system error logs are made during execution. -r recurring. The code of a previous execution will be re-selected for this dream. […]
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Sex the UNIX Way
unzip;strip;touch;finger;mount;fsck;more;yes;spray;umount;eject;sleep
WeiterlesenThe ABC’s of UNIX
A is for awk which runs like a snail, and B is for biff which reads all your mail. C is for cc as hackers recall, while D is for dd the command that does all. E is for emacs which rebinds your keys, and F is for fsck which rebuilds your trees. G is for grep a clever detective, while H is for halt which may seem defective. I is for indent which rarely amuses, and J is for join which nobody uses. K is for kill which makes you the boss, while L is for lex which is missing from DOS. M is for more from which less was begot, and N is for nice which it really […]
WeiterlesenDie UNIX Hierarchie
Anfänger hat das Konzept eines Terminals noch nicht verstanden muss die Grundlagen von vi erst noch lernen weiß noch nicht, wie man ein Verzeichnis anzeigen lässt hat immer noch Schwierigkeiten mit der Eingabe von <RETURN> am Ende jeder Eingabe Novize weiß, dass ls den Inhalt eines Verzeichnisses anzeigt nutzt den Editor aber nennt ihn “vje” hat von C gehört es aber noch nie genutzt hat seine ersten schlechten Erfahrungen mit rm gesammelt fragt sich, wie er seine E-Mails lesen kann fragt sich, wie sein Nachbar Unix so sehr lieben kann User Benutzt vi und nroff, aber nicht sehr effizient hat von regulären Ausdrücken gehört, jedoch noch nie welche gesehen hat herausgefunden, dass ‘-‘ Optionen voraus geht hat versucht ein C […]
WeiterlesenPolitically correct UNIX
In order for UNIX(tm) to survive into the nineties, it must get rid of its intimidating commands and outmoded jargon, and become compatible with the existing standards of our day. To this end, our technicians have come up with a new version of UNIX, System VI, for use by the PC – that is, the “Politically Correct.” Politically Correct UNIX(tm) System VI Release notes
WeiterlesenFast Food The UNIX Way
Last night I dreamed that the Real World had adopted the “Unix Philosophy.” I went to a fast-food place for lunch. When I arrived, I found that the menu had been taken down, and all the employees were standing in a line behind the counter waiting for my orders. Each of them was smaller than I remembered, there were more of them than I’d ever seen before, and they had very strange names on their nametags. I tried to give my order to the first employee, but he just said something about a “syntax error.” I tried another employee with no more luck. He just said “Eh?” no matter what I told him. I had similar experiences with several other […]
WeiterlesenGod logs in
In the beginning there was the computer. And God said % Let there be light! Enter user id. % God Enter password. % Omniscient Password incorrect. Try again. % Omnipotent Password incorrect. Try again. % Technocrat And God logged on at 12:01:00 AM, Sunday, March 1. % Let there be light! Unrecognizable command. Try again. % Create light Done % Run heaven and earth # And God created Day and Night. And God saw there were 0 errors. And God logged off at 12:02:00 AM, Sunday, March 1. Approx. funds remaining: $92.50. And God logged on at 12:01:00 AM, Monday, March 2. % Let there be firmament in the midst of water and light Unrecognizable command. Try again. % […]
WeiterlesenAnti UNIX from MS-Windows Lusers
If Unix is the answer, then it must have been a stupid question. Unix is the only virus with a command-interface. How can an operating system from 1970 (UNIX) be more modern than an operating system from 1978 (VMS)? Unix – the first computer virus. NFS = Nightmare File System. Berkeley is famous for LSD and BSD UNIX. I don’t think that is a coincidence. Sure, the Unix file system corrupts your files, but look how fast it is! Friends don’t let friends use Unix. Unix – the ideal operating system for CPU’s that are never powered up. Nothing wrong with Unix that a total redesign and rewrite can not fix. UNIX will be preempted by NT. UNIX doesn’t know […]
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