dream (1l) manual page
DREAM(1l) USER COMMANDS DREAM(1l) NAME dream - suspend execution for an interval while executing random code in memory SYNOPSIS dream [-d][[-nrRsw] [time]] DESCRIPTION dream suspends execution of the current process…
Sex the UNIX Way
unzip;strip;touch;finger;mount;fsck;more;yes;spray;umount;eject;sleep
The ABC’s of UNIX
A is for awk which runs like a snail, and B is for biff which reads all your mail. C is for cc as hackers recall, while D is for…
Die UNIX Hierarchie
Anfänger hat das Konzept eines Terminals noch nicht verstanden muss die Grundlagen von vi erst noch lernen weiß noch nicht, wie man ein Verzeichnis anzeigen lässt hat immer noch Schwierigkeiten…
Politically correct UNIX
In order for UNIX(tm) to survive into the nineties, it must get rid of its intimidating commands and outmoded jargon, and become compatible with the existing standards of our day. To this end, our technicians have come up with a new version of UNIX, System VI, for use by the PC – that is, the “Politically Correct.”
Politically Correct UNIX(tm)
System VI Release notes
Fast Food The UNIX Way
Last night I dreamed that the Real World had adopted the "Unix Philosophy." I went to a fast-food place for lunch. When I arrived, I found that the menu had…
God logs in
In the beginning there was the computer. And God said % Let there be light! Enter user id. % God Enter password. % Omniscient Password incorrect. Try again. % Omnipotent…
Anti UNIX from MS-Windows Lusers
If Unix is the answer, then it must have been a stupid question. Unix is the only virus with a command-interface. How can an operating system from 1970 (UNIX) be…