Bevor der grosse Stop kam
Das Volk der Bit im Lande Byte
– man schrieb 01 der Nanozeit -,
erwählte sich aus eig’nen Kreisen
einen König, Flop geheißen.
Software Testing
During a particularly long and painful about of REGRESSION TESTING our application software, my buddies and I came up with this list of other types of testing we'd like not…
Drug Dealers vs. Software Developers
Drug dealers Software developers Refer to their clients as "users" Refer to their clients as "users" "The first one's free!" "Download a free trial version..." Have important South-East Asian connections…
The Ten Comandments for C Programmers
Thou shalt run lint frequently and study its pronouncements with care, for verily its perception and judgement oft exceed thine. Thou shalt not follow the NULL pointer, for chaos and…
Declaration of a Software Professional
/* Declaration of a Software Professional */ class CSoftwareProfessional { private: double salary; long lunches; float jobs; char unstable; void * work; private: complex UpdateSkills(); long DownloadPictures(); long PlayNetworkGames(CSoftwareProfessional&OtherProfessional); public:…
C+- (pronounced “C More or Less”)
Unlike C++, C+- is a subject oriented language. Each C+- class instance known as a subject, holds hidden members, known as prejudices or undeclared preferences, which are impervious preferences, which are impervious to outside messages, as well as public members known as boasts or claims. The following C operators are overridden as shown:
> better than
< worse than
> much better than
<< forget it
! not on your life
== comparable, other things being equal
Software Metrics
The software engineering community has been placing a great deal of emphasis lately on metrics and their use in software development. The following metrics are probably among the most valuable…
Y0K Problem
Introduction
A very important Latin email dating from the year 2BC has been discovered hanging from a cold, dark, undiscovered strand of the world wide web. Archaeological experts at a prestigious London university have confirmed its authenticity. The world’s best Latin scholars have colloborated to provide the following translation, and have requested immediate world-wide distribution of this important document.